Holy jumping fucking shit balls fellas. It’s that time again, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, fucking retard Dora the Explorer University with her Fake Mormon football coach desperately trying to pick up all the shit that Dora’s monkey companion leaves behind with every play on the field.
Coloring Book U comes to Houston, hoping to not be shot and killed, but also, not completely embarrassed and out played in ever aspect of the game.
Of note, remember that crayon eating boosters of Dora U offered the athletic program over 50 Million to build and update facilities if they interviewed and hired Dana Holgerson. Holgerson agreed to met and was about to board a plane when the athletic director refused to meet him. Afterward Coloring Book U hired a fake Mormon from Utah State. Holgerson went to Houston.
The point is this game will be an embarrassment for all involved.
Coloring Book U comes to Houston, hoping to not be shot and killed, but also, not completely embarrassed and out played in ever aspect of the game.
Of note, remember that crayon eating boosters of Dora U offered the athletic program over 50 Million to build and update facilities if they interviewed and hired Dana Holgerson. Holgerson agreed to met and was about to board a plane when the athletic director refused to meet him. Afterward Coloring Book U hired a fake Mormon from Utah State. Holgerson went to Houston.
The point is this game will be an embarrassment for all involved.
