weak ass coffee Wednesday morning

Next year:

There's nothing I can really do but use repellants. They're everywhere.


I spray chemicals on "my" property, but they either don't care, or they just come in from elsewhere.
 
like going out to eat and ordering something that is easy to make at home, like avocado toast
I remember this was a douche vortex a few months ago. Rambled on about bacon and eggs.

Two sides, same coin.
 
Why can't the candles/fuel use the same thing as the item they say works?


"As Doug explains in the guide, the device uses heat to “vaporize a little vial of liquid repellent, which slowly disperses out of the unit, protecting an area from mosquitoes and other biting insects.”"
 
So…daughter #2 came home from morning practice and came into my office to do homework. Somehow, the question came up about the longest song I know. I said, off the top of my head, the song 2112 by Rush took up a whole side of an album.

Her: “What’s an album”

Fuck, I’m old.
 
There's nothing I can really do but use repellants. They're everywhere.


I spray chemicals on "my" property, but they either don't care, or they just come in from elsewhere.

That’s a bummer. I used to own several acres. Thought it would be amazing until I realized I couldn’t really enjoy it w all the bugs.

In a sub now, and two summers ago I got those mantis eggs. I never once saw a mantis but I didn’t see any other bugs either. No wasps, no mosquitoes, no flies etc...it was pretty impressive.
 
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That’s a bummer. I used to own several acres. Thought it would be amazing until I realized I couldn’t really enjoy it w all the bugs.

In a sub now, and two summers ago I got those mantis eggs. I never once saw a mantis but I didn’t see any other bugs either. No wasps, no mosquitoes, no flies etc...it was pretty impressive.
When you sit at the light about half a mile away in the morning, you can see swarms of mosquitoes just flying around your car. Then, I'm around a bunch of other renters who probably don't really take that much care (and neither do the landlords, there's multiple standing water places around garages), and a lot of ground cover vegetation because it's easy to maintain.
 
So…daughter #2 came home from morning practice and came into my office to do homework. Somehow, the question came up about the longest song I know. I said, off the top of my head, the song 2112 by Rush took up a whole side of an album.

Her: “What’s an album”

Fuck, I’m old.
In a similar fuck-I'm-old-musical-moment. . .

Last night, I was going to pick up Slinkette and I turned on SiriusXM's Grateful Dead channel. They were doing 'This Date In Grateful Dead History' where they play a concert from that date from the past.

Last's night's show was 9/7/90 at Richfield Coliseum. That was the first Dead concert I went to. Thirty-one fucking years ago. . .
 
Damn. I remember when you were a degenerate with no kids and now you’re a degenerate with three kids in school.
No fucking shit, right!?

We go back to, what, 2004 or so? I probably wasn't even married. Man, I remember being full of piss and vinegar on FN.
 
No fucking shit, right!?

We go back to, what, 2004 or so? I probably wasn't even married. Man, I remember being full of piss and vinegar on FN.
It’s been about that long. I don’t think I started at FN until around 2006 or so, but that’s still 15 years.
 
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Dude. You have to remember to fill the gas can. Then you have to push it. I’m getting stressed out just thinking about it.
What is so taxing about this? When I am done, I fill the tank and it is ready to go for the next time
 
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What is so taxing about this? When I am done, I fill the tank and it is ready to go for the next time

God forbid we work up a little sweat out there. What’s next, a grill with a button you push to open the lid?
 
So…daughter #2 came home from morning practice and came into my office to do homework. Somehow, the question came up about the longest song I know. I said, off the top of my head, the song 2112 by Rush took up a whole side of an album.

Her: “What’s an album”

Fuck, I’m old.
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Found this in support of that story. I think this is for the idea of like setting a single citronella candle/torch in the area. A Guide To Repelling Mosquitoes: What Doesn't Work

Candles or tiki torches contain citronella oil and are released as a smoke, which confuses mosquitoes and hinders their ability to smell the carbon dioxide and lactic acids that attract them to you.

Although they do keep mosquitoes away, they only do so within a 2 metre range, which is the length of your average basketballer lying down on the ground. When you think of it like that, that's not a lot of area. And who wants to be drinking beers and eating potato chips outside with potentially toxic fumes all up in your face? And if there's any kind of breeze, just forget about it; your tiki torch ain't gonna work.


I have torches around the perimeter of my deck. By and large, when those are lit, people don't get bitten at the table.
 
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