Talk about Thursday here

Ozzie would be a great security dog too. Would keep the intruders great company why they do whatever it is they want.

I was taking care of my neighbor's dog last weekend and half the time I walked into their house I had to go find the dog and wake him up to go out. Lazy fucker.
 
went to the bar after golf last night for a couple beers and dinner and there was a cute girl that I went on a date with a few years back playing trivia. Not sure if one of the dudes on her trivia team is her new dude or what...I might look into that...

You still at that bar?

We went to the moonshine place, I had 4 blackberry lemonades, forgot my back hurt until my pal dropped me off at home and I had to unload my clubs.

QUIT STEALING MY CHARACTER
 
from a guy that supposedly has a kid...
I don't think that kid has ever actually stayed in Douche's house or shared a cot at the Y with him.
 
It's been decades since I shot a 3 digit score.
Several decades.
i've been in the 90's few times, but if I really think about it, those scores were probably fudged.
 
made peri peri chicken last night

I usually not a huge fan of jarred sauces, but Trader Joes peri peri sauce worekd well and was cheap
 
That’s because you have no sons.
one vacation I did in OBX with some friends with their kids, I was in my bedroom getting changed in the middle of the day when I hear a knock on the front door. I go and open the door and it's one of my friend's sons and he has no pants on. He's like 5.

I go "Cody, why are you at the front door and where are you pants?"

He proceeds to tell me that he had to poop so he went in the front yard. Well then...I told him to go to the bathroom and clean himself up.

I go to the pool and inform his mom, who is enjoying a marg, that he son took a shit in the front yard and she should look into it some.
 
Having not read the thread, I don't feel many are talking about Thursday. In honor of Thor's Day

 
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now i want a margarita
 
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