Waiver Wire Wednesday

ThePeoplesChicken said:
I had a "you are turning into your parents" moment last night. Mrs and I were at the hardware store as I was looking for some deep well sockets. Younger guy was standing next to me looking to buy cordless drill and I told him the brand he had in his hand wasn't very good. Mrs elbows me.... "he didn't ask for your help"

I'm like holy shit, no he didn't. Why am I doing this?
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Just had an epiphany thanks to this story.

A little while ago, some woman in the store asked me what the difference between stock and broth is. Fuck if I know, I basically use them interchangeably.

Now I realize, she asked me because I look old.
 
Guy Incognito said:
This kind of shit is going to keep me up at night for like the next 15 years.
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only 15 because presumably someone takes ham and then you no longer have to worry?
 
ill said:
so for my Key Largo trip I was hoping to go fly fishing for bonefish. I asked my buddy whose house I am staying at if he knew anyone I should get in touch with and he sets me up with this Capt George. I go to his site, he doesn't do fly fishing...so I email him and ask if he knows anyone who does fly fishing he can set me up with. He goes, sure, I got a guy. I never hear back from him.

So I ask my buddy again to talk to Capt George since he is in Key Largo this week. My friend gets back to me and says Capt George will take us out. I'm like "you sure? I don't think he's set up for that." Buddy says "no we are gonna go off shore fishing and you can fish off the front with your fly rod"

not what I want.

thanks for nothing.
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Bender said:
only 15 because presumably someone takes ham and then you no longer have to worry?
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Probably closer to 25, but I don't want to think of having parental anxieties last long enough that I can take it to the bar for a beer with me.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Just had an epiphany thanks to this story.

A little while ago, some woman in the store asked me what the difference between stock and broth is. Fuck if I know, I basically use them interchangeably.

Now I realize, she asked me because I look old.
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Working in jewish part of town at a St. Louis Schnucks. Up on a refrigerated case, arms stuck down in case. Jew woman hollers at me "where's the (insert jew food name here).
I don't know ma'am, I don't work for the store.

"Well you're not really good for anything are you"!!!

CUNT
 
Lowe’s delivering my new dishwasher this morning.

I ordered a brunette.
 
guess advertising works. only commercials i see is what hulu slams down my throat.
 
Fish said:
Working in jewish part of town at a St. Louis Schnucks. Up on a refrigerated case, arms stuck down in case. Jew woman hollers at me "where's the (insert jew food name here).
I don't know ma'am, I don't work for the store.

"Well you're not really good for anything are you"!!!

CUNT
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ThePeoplesChicken said:
I had a "you are turning into your parents" moment last night. Mrs and I were at the hardware store as I was looking for some deep well sockets. Younger guy was standing next to me looking to buy cordless drill and I told him the brand he had in his hand wasn't very good. Mrs elbows me.... "he didn't ask for your help"

I'm like holy shit, no he didn't. Why am I doing this?
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which brand?
 
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