tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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You should be more scared they're gonna send some faggy dude in skinny jeans to lecture you about pronouns.


fuck them

If you get your dick cut off then I will call you a her/she. You deserve it if you go that far. If you still got a dick then I don't give a fuck what you want to be called.
 
fuck them

If you get your dick cut off then I will call you a her/she. You deserve it if you go that far. If you still got a dick then I don't give a fuck what you want to be called.
If you cut your dick off, you deserve a long vacation at a mental ward.
 
If you cut your dick off, you deserve a long vacation at a mental ward.
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No super fun National Days today, so y’all on your own. I mean, really- National Backpack Awareness Day?
National School Backpack Awareness Day on September 15, strives to make sure students wear backpacks safely. Improper use can lead to back pain or injury, which can impact learning. On this day, teachers, students and parents come together to make sure families are aware of the risks — and that backpacks are being worn properly. It’s for the children.
The childrens?! What about ME?!
to further annoy me, they’re also making mention of a National Cheese Toast Day. Yes, you read that right. Not Grilled Cheese, cheese toast. Some one-sided, open-face booshit invented by a SIZZLER, of all things!

You’re right, milkshake. This world is going to hell in a hand basket.
 
If you cut your dick off, you deserve a long vacation at a mental ward.

Meh.... I think there are some people doing that for legit reasons. Hormone abnormalities during adolescence en shet. Definitely not all of them though.
 
Meh.... I think there are some people doing that for legit reasons. Hormone abnormalities during adolescence en shet. Definitely not all of them though.
But get out of your hormonal teens first. Your retarded brain simmers down a bit and you’re able to think somewhat rationally. If you still feel that way after you’re out of puberty, then snip away. And don’t make it anybody’s business but your own.
 
But get out of your hormonal teens first. Your retarded brain simmers down a bit and you’re able to think somewhat rationally. If you still feel that way after you’re out of puberty, then snip away. And don’t make it anybody’s business but your own.


Definitely. I wouldn't have a problem with them having to go get psych checked and shit either to make sure they don't have some kind of mental illness pushing it either. That could be too permanent of a solution for a temporary problem in some cases.
 
hey @moxie - so this recall election (how it works question only) did you only vote yes or no for the recall? was like those other people not on the ballot or did you vote for them too (elder, the tranny kardasian)?
 
fuck @Hu War Yu control yourself


Hmmm...something shifty about that vid


I SAID SHIFTY...


Now let's think logically. Somebody just happens to be standing stationary in the passageway, videoing a dude mopping. And a homeless guy just happens to take a dump in the mop bucket at that instant?
 
Hmmm...something shifty about that vid


I SAID SHIFTY...


Now let's think logically. Somebody just happens to be standing stationary in the passageway, videoing a dude mopping. And a homeless guy just happens to take a dump in the mop bucket at that instant?
somebody gave the hobo a 20 to shit in that dudes mop bucket?
 
hey @moxie - so this recall election (how it works question only) did you only vote yes or no for the recall? was like those other people not on the ballot or did you vote for them too (elder, the tranny kardasian)?

She likes Newsom for no other reason than she thinks he's handsome. I'd have voted that taxaholic the hell out of there.
 
somebody gave the hobo a 20 to shit in that dudes mop bucket?
It definitely looks like a setup to me. People don't generally just stand around filming custodians in the subway tunnels. Notice how everyone else is walking somewhere, because they're switching from one line to another.

Now something i didn't think about earlier, is that the guy with the mop might actually be cleaning up urine or some other spill from the homeless guy. But that still doesn't explain to me why someone stood around with their camera rolling on such a usually mundane scene as a dude mopping.
 
It definitely looks like a setup to me. People don't generally just stand around filming custodians in the subway tunnels. Notice how everyone else is walking somewhere, because they're switching from one line to another.

Now something i didn't think about earlier, is that the guy with the mop might actually be cleaning up urine or some other spill from the homeless guy. But that still doesn't explain to me why someone stood around with their camera rolling on such a usually mundane scene as a dude mopping.

Maybe you are spending too much time and effort over-thinking this. Laugh and move on.
 
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