National Guacamole Thursday

[RoyMunson]

BEHOLD!

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the plus comes with a camera cover

 

[RoyMunson]

My company is sponsoring my volleyball team this year. Tshirts came in the mail and the lettering is all crooked and the scales of justice on the back of the shirt with each side holding a volleyball are too dark, so it just looks like we have two balls on the back of the tshirt.

many of those places will send you a sample before you order.

 

[ill]

the plus comes with a camera cover

#humblebrag

 

[Bender]

Calvin is safe.

I don’t like that pussy. He can fuck right off.

plus the dude always has his dick out pissing on things.

 

[Bender]

where did you order them from?

my Custom Ink jerseys this year were awesome.

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i feel like i met you in person, but i don't recall you being that tan.

 

[Fish]

i feel like i met you in person, but i don't recall you being that tan.

Did he climb up on your lap?

 

[ill]

plus the dude always has his dick out pissing on things.

what a degenerate

 

[ill]

i feel like i met you in person, but i don't recall you being that tan.

that was early in the spring

summer ill is darker

 

[ill]

Did he climb up on your lap?

nah, but we drank some beers and watched baseball

 

[Fish]

nah, but we drank some beers and watched baseball

So yes then

 

[RobBase]

Smokin dope and preparing to March with BLM?

Negative. Wasn’t him.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

that was early in the spring

summer ill is darker

like swarthy?

 

[ill]

like swarthy?

"bronzed"

 

[Guy Incognito]

My company is sponsoring my volleyball team this year. Tshirts came in the mail and the lettering is all crooked and the scales of justice on the back of the shirt with each side holding a volleyball are too dark, so it just looks like we have two balls on the back of the tshirt.

 

[ill]

So yes then

the Metro was crowded

that's all I will say

 

[Guy Incognito]

the Metro was crowded

that's all I will say

 

[Bender]

i do like that version better. but what i thought of...


i think i'm going to go to the bar...

should probably uber.

 

[Me]

i do like that version better. but what i thought of...


i think i'm going to go to the bar...

should probably uber.

Lawn mower there

 

[Bender]

Lawn mower there

my friend got a dui on a bicycle, you think i'm gonna shine a big spotlight on myself on a john deere? fuck out of here, rookie.

 

[ill]

Negative. Wasn’t him.

I'm interested in knowing what made you think it was him and why Calvin Johnson would be in your neighborhood...