tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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I like coming to work. I’m essential, so I got to come to work the whole time
 
i like to go into the office every so often for a change of scenery. Then, once I’m there, I pretty much regret leaving the house. I’m not essential, but my boss is a big toddler, so I’ve not had any restrictions on going in, vaccinated or not. They’ve waffled on the mask thing a couple times and don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground on that one. Wear a mask if I’m the only one on the floor in a 100 foot radius? GFY.
 
We’re supposed to be getting an incentive this month. Retroactive, too so nobody feels left out. Can’t remember how much they said though. Every time I do an expense report with Big Boss’s $400 tests, it flags me and says not to submit if it’s a vaccine appt, as they’re doing that a different way :noidea:

DID I SAY IT WAS A VACCINE?! IT’S FOR A TEST, STUPID EXPENSE REPORT SYSTEM!!
I sat in on a panel tuesday for agencies like mine that have had "successes" with getting people vaxxed or with getting weekly tests. One lady was bragging about their 100% vax rate for 160 people. I said, "That's great! Try it with over 3,000 employees."
 
Imma need my booster shot here soon I thank.


Y'all bitches slow
 
i like to go into the office every so often for a change of scenery. Then, once I’m there, I pretty much regret leaving the house. I’m not essential, but my boss is a big toddler, so I’ve not had any restrictions on going in, vaccinated or not. They’ve waffled on the mask thing a couple times and don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground on that one. Wear a mask if I’m the only one on the floor in a 100 foot radius? GFY.
This is basically my story. We have not had consistent messaging from the execs.
 
I sat in on a panel tuesday for agencies like mine that have had "successes" with getting people vaxxed or with getting weekly tests. One lady was bragging about their 100% vax rate for 160 people. I said, "That's great! Try it with over 3,000 employees."
Yeah, we have over 100,00 and global. We’ve even had onsite jabbing available for employees and their families. Not sure what our vax rate is.
 
I sat in on a panel tuesday for agencies like mine that have had "successes" with getting people vaxxed or with getting weekly tests. One lady was bragging about their 100% vax rate for 160 people. I said, "That's great! Try it with over 3,000 employees."
We also have an incentive for the location getting 80% vaccinated, but that’s not gonna happen at any location.
 
Which one of you fatties are getting the Taco Bell monthly subscription?
 
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