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Edisto_Tiger said:
Not sure, never done it, but I have taken a piss after dicing up some jalapeños. Very uncomfortable for a while.
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Funny story, and forgive me if I've told it before on the old hoop. But a couple of buddies and I were out at a private lake fishing and camping. At night we would set up catfish lines with bells on them and then go sit up by the campfire. Well my buddy would go off into the brush looking for firewood.

A few days after we got home he emailed us and asked if any of us had gotten poison oak while on the trip. Turns out he got poison oak on his hands while looking for firewood, and then of course you pee out in the woods. So he got poison oak dick from touching it while peeing and said his dick swelled up to the size of a soda can and had to go to Urgent Care for it.
 
Skerpokes said:
Funny story, and forgive me if I've told it before on the old hoop. But a couple of buddies and I were out at a private lake fishing and camping. At night we would set up catfish lines with bells on them and then go sit up by the campfire. Well my buddy would go off into the brush looking for firewood.

A few days after we got home he emailed us and asked if any of us had gotten poison oak while on the trip. Turns out he got poison oak on his hands while looking for firewood, and then of course you pee out in the woods. So he got poison oak dick from touching it while peeing and said his dick swelled up to the size of a soda can and had to go to Urgent Care for it.
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Wash your hands before and after you take a piss ALWAYS
I do Chemical and Safety training for my customers and I spend some quality time with them going over the reasons why you need to wash your hands before you touch a very important piece of equipment.
Your dick don't want nitric acid on it, I guarantee it.
 
moxie said:
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I clicked before reading further. And they were disgusting!
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Skerpokes said:
Yes, yes. That would probably be worse. I want to chop my finger off just to make it feel better.
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I like when it's bad enough that your fucking fingernail grows off.
 
beardown07 said:
I like when it's bad enough that your fucking fingernail grows off.
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fucker....

losing a nail gives me the heebie jeebies.... one of my biggest fears. Lost the nail to my big toe once. Nothing worse than having an exposed nail bed..... *shudder*
 
tabascojet said:
guy i know lost the tip of his pinky finger after a good smash in a mini van side door....
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Buddy of mine in high school lost the tip of a finger by the weights of the lat pull-down machine falling down on it in the weight room
 
Skerpokes said:
Buddy of mine in high school lost the tip of a finger by the weights of the lat pull-down machine falling down on it in the weight room
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Trying to picture how that would happen....

but it does remind me of a kid that was using the disc sander in shop class, trying to round a corner on a piece of wood. Caught the edge, block went shooting out, and his thumb went right into the sander. Tip of his thumb was gone.

Also - had a teacher cut the tip of her thumb off in one of those paper cutters.... back before they had the safety guards. I was at a Catholic school, and she was one of the few non-Nuns in the building. Coincidence???? Anyway, she was cutting paper.... turned to us to start giving instruction with her hand in her pocket, lost all the color in her face, and dropped like a sack.
 
Skerpokes said:
The weights were up and for some reason he had his hand underneath it when the weights came back down and bam.

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I cracked a finger once because my workout partner didn't move his dumbells from under the bench. I went to set mine down - I never threw them - and his were right underneath me. Ring finger got caught between a 35 and a 45. To this day it has a pronounced bump between the first and second joints. That's probably the worst thing that ever happened to me in a gym that wasn't really my own fault (Messed up a knee tryin to squat too much).
 
Hu War Yu said:
I cracked a finger once because my workout partner didn't move his dumbells from under the bench. I went to set mine down - I never threw them - and his were right underneath me. Ring finger got caught between a 35 and a 45. To this day it has a pronounced bump between the first and second joints. That's probably the worst thing that ever happened to me in a gym that wasn't really my own fault (Messed up a knee tryin to squat too much).
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How much ya bench?
 
@Edisto_Tiger you fish quite often, right? You ever have a large fish mounted?

I had a barracuda mounted that I caught in Playa del Carmen. Got an email from the taxidermy place in FL so called them and went over a few things...the final cost?? $1,030 dollars!! :wtf:

FFS 😑
 
GreenNickle said:
Wash your hands before and after you take a piss ALWAYS
I do Chemical and Safety training for my customers and I spend some quality time with them going over the reasons why you need to wash your hands before you touch a very important piece of equipment.
Your dick don't want nitric acid on it, I guarantee it.
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Lighten up, Francis. We were camping.
 
WestEndVol said:
@Edisto_Tiger you fish quite often, right? You ever have a large fish mounted?

I had a barracuda mounted that I caught in Playa del Carmen. Got an email from the taxidermy place in FL so called them and went over a few things...the final cost?? $1,030 dollars!! :wtf:

FFS 😑
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So went from mounting sheep to fish? Got tired of it and liked the slimy fish feeling?
 
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