Thunderous Thursday with Porch Bear

[ill]

The image remains. She is off the table

suit yourself

more for ill

 

[PeoplesChicken]

suit yourself

more for ill

I think you would be turned off by the smell

 

[Guy Incognito]

I think you would be turned off by the smell

Unless that's a scratch n sniff gif, I don't understand.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Unless that's a scratch n sniff gif, I don't understand.

From your mouth to God's ear

 

[Guy Incognito]

From your mouth to God's ear

How do you smell a picture, Chicky?

 

[Me]

I think you would be turned off by the smell

So you're not into chest defecation?


Slinky lied.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

How do you smell a picture, Chicky?

I have a vivid imagination

 

[Guy Incognito]

I have a vivid imagination

 

[PnkPanther]

No accounting for taste

i mean you just need to take her shirt off and good to go, maybe some soap and water if any splattered on skin

 

[PnkPanther]

So you're not into chest defecation?


Slinky lied.

I believe it's called a cleveland steamer

 

[Bender]

so, i'm pretty sure i met a serial killer today, but all the questions i asked to their answers were in the moment as i was getting inebriated, it's a bit of a fog. like dude wasn't with it to start with, but he eventually got more focused, i don't know, it's very creepy to look back at it now.

 

[Me]

so, i'm pretty sure i met a serial killer today, but all the questions i asked to their answers were in the moment as i was getting inebriated, it's a bit of a fog. like dude wasn't with it to start with, but he eventually got more focused, i don't know, it's very creepy to look back at it now.

Did you tell him where you live? Or did he follow you home?


RIP bendy

 

[Bender]

Did you tell him where you live? Or did he follow you home?


RIP bendy

in fact, i'm not sure he could obtain a license. said he did housekeeping at a marriott hotel in arlington for 30 years.

 

[Bender]

like the dude clearly wasn't right in the head and when he was getting angry about something i'd nonchalantly say, yeah, people deserve to die for doing you wrong, etc, keeping the story moving...when i say keeping the story moving, i mean, he was like, yeah, i'd kill people.

 

[Me]

in fact, i'm not sure he could obtain a license. said he did housekeeping at a marriott hotel in arlington for 30 years.

Good thing I'm a Hilton whore

 

[Guy Incognito]

in fact, i'm not sure he could obtain a license. said he did housekeeping at a marriott hotel in arlington for 30 years.

What did he have to say about where he ditched the bodies?

 

[Bender]

Good thing I'm a Hilton whore

sadly i was born to sing mr. jones at a karaoke night, but they keep eluding me.

 

[Bender]

What did he have to say about where he ditched the bodies?

would if i could remember, bosch...when i asked about bodies he just kept going in on how is brother was trying to take his money

 

[Me]

would if i could remember, bosch...when i asked about bodies he just kept going in on how is brother was trying to take his money

.... Was trying to take his money

 

[Guy Incognito]

would if i could remember, bosch...when i asked about bodies he just kept going in on how is brother was trying to take his money

"Was" being the operative word here, perhaps?