How's that any different than any other day?
Friday the 24th
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Woah.... We're not Nigerian.
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100% true story. I embarrassed myself to be honest. Definitely made some people uncomfortable but I was obviously very angry because my kid was hurt.
The following week the league sent a guy to watch me because I’m guessing there were more than a couple complaints. Good news is I was on my best behavior that week.
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how long did it take you to shit?? surely the food wasn't "cold" by the time you were done. quit being a baby and eat yourn vittles.My day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
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This is one of the most faggest comments I have seen on here and @ill posts here daily
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I mean, there's almost no way it can't happen exactly as drawn up. A baby crawls out onto the field, a kid able to avoid players his own size can't avoid a baby without getting hurt, and Bob lost his shit on the baby's parents.
I believe every word as much as the one where the soccer team scored 15 goals in a game entirely because of him coaching one practice differently, his Pop Warner team runs a pro offense, and the one where noise cancelling headphones let a woman get raped.
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oh? how so?
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they have $5 12 ounce cans of Bud light for the poors (or at least they used too)
Rookie mistakes abound here, but the simplest question is why didn't you set the oven to the lowest temperature and put the fruits of your lovely wife's labor in there so they'd be warm while you pooped?My day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
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How so? How so that it's faggy? Well, you wrote it.
If this regarding @ill ? He bought a pair of K-Swiss and was even bragging about it. Equally faggy
However, I am just busting your balls buddy
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If you can shit, wipe and wash your hands faster than it takes a fried egg to go cold you are eating too much fiber!
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Ok, this shit needs to stop!
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I'm trying to picture how a player running parallel to the sideline can hurdle a very small person and not continue on a straight line.
Maybe Rob can explain it.
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Are you fixin' to vortex?
What? 170 in the oven won't keep food warm now?
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I just bought Mrs. Redfoot a one-way ticket.
Haha, we basically just told our customer that we're not going to work on a new item that they want, which means they will only have one option that's significantly more expensive, and not as good. You can hear the "oh shit" in their voice.
Stupid ass "sustainability" requirements.
Stupid ass "sustainability" requirements.