Wacky Wednesday

It's in a storage unit. I don't think it's ever making it back
You're paying rent for a storage unit so you can store your beer?

Maybe you do have a problem...
 
You're paying rent for a storage unit so you can store your beer?

Maybe you do have a problem...
She's paying rent to store beer that will most likely never be drank by me.
 
You trynna get some off your hands to put towards the wedding fund?
She wants to get rid of it, so I might see if I can sell some of it. There are a handful of bottles that I refuse to sell though. My Belgians and appervations. Probably a few others I'd want to keep around, but I'd have to go through it all again.
 
Can’t drink at a golf scramble because your gal hid all your beer and expected you to be happy about it.

I sure hope every other quality of hers is off the charts. Because otherwise you are going to wake up in 10 years with a house, wife, and kids and hate your life.

I’m not suggesting alcohol should be more important, but unless you have a problem, she sure seems to be trying to control all your moves. Recipe for disaster.
This guy gets it
 
She wants to get rid of it, so I might see if I can sell some of it. There are a handful of bottles that I refuse to sell though. My Belgians and appervations. Probably a few others I'd want to keep around, but I'd have to go through it all again.
How many bottles we talkin’ here? How many trips did she take to the storage unit? Is this a pallet of shit or a couple cases? Either way- when do you think y’all are gonna be on Snapped? Rough estimate, so I can keep an eye out.
 
You wasted half a beer!?
Yeah. Was half full when I got to the gate. Had to slam it or toss it. Figured slamming it wasn’t necessary.
 
@gobucks0409 is a beer nerd, has a huge stash of fancy-pants beer. His special lady doesn't approve of him not buying normal beers at the grocery store. Gob bought some more fancy-pants beer this past weekend, instead of saving money towards their kids' college funds, so she took all his beer and put it in storage.
Wait- small detail here…she’s okay with him buying a shit ton of shit beer, it’s the type of beer she has a problem with?
 
Only through reading page one, but you motherfuckers are way too happy.
 
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