Wacky Wednesday

Bender said:
would if i could, and whatever i say will still be the wrong thing, just what i grew up.
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Serve nothing and act like the conversation never happened when they show up on your doorstep and you're in your jammies, getting ready for a netflix binge.
 
RoyMunson said:
I guess that's the point... if you're fucked either way, do what makes you happy.
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that's how the story goes, mom is like ill's sister. try to cater to them and they'll still bitch. i guess i'm still searching for some approval that will never come. granted you bring up a good point. it'll never come. can't ask for a receipt on a meal, though....

actually, now that i think about it, fuck that, i bought them a tankless water heater at 23. fuck, i guess i'm just trying to make a delicious meal for someone that has no sense of smell or taste (and this was before Covid, but I guess it's really true now), meh. think i'll make some chicken parm (my last attempt was subpar).
 
I'm making brisket when my dad comes into town for my kid's birthday in a few weeks. If he doesn't like it, I'm sure he can find something else to make in the fridge.
 
RoyMunson said:
I'm making brisket when my dad comes into town for my kid's birthday in a few weeks. If he doesn't like it, I'm sure he can find something else to make in the fridge.
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and that's my thing, my dad has lived with that cooking his entire life, i'd like to make him something good. he just takes it and says, it's good.
 
Bender said:
that's how the story goes, mom is like ill's sister. try to cater to them and they'll still bitch. i guess i'm still searching for some approval that will never come. granted you bring up a good point. it'll never come. can't ask for a receipt on a meal, though....

actually, now that i think about it, fuck that, i bought them a tankless water heater at 23. fuck, i guess i'm just trying to make a delicious meal for someone that has no sense of smell or taste (and this was before Covid, but I guess it's really true now), meh. think i'll make some chicken parm (my last attempt was subpar).
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Chicken parm sounds like a good happy medium.

approval is overrated.
 
Bender said:
and that's my thing, my dad has lived with that cooking his entire life, i'd like to make him something good. he just takes it and says, it's good.
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my mom is a kick ass baker... but entrees are a bit, meh.

last time up there I think I made half the meals.
 
RoyMunson said:
my mom is a kick ass baker... but entrees are a bit, meh.

last time up there I think I made half the meals.
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yeah, baking is my moms thing. aid their stand mixer was broken and thought they might be able to fix it, but we're going to by another. now a stand mixer is one of the things i don't have and i don't make things that require dough. said i'd take it if my dad could fix it... they sent me a fucking food processor.... i have shit like that already, dicks. i do not have a stand mixer. but that's neither here nor there and for the most part, i don't need to be making dishes with doughs involved.
 
RoyMunson said:
my mom is a kick ass baker... but entrees are a bit, meh.

last time up there I think I made half the meals.
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My mom sucks at cooking. But she’s got the baking touch. I’m the exact opposite.
 
Bender said:
i hear that, fam said they wanted legs and thighs, i'll see if the store sells them together. it's weird the lengths i'm going to give them the meal they want for my birthday.
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A leg and thigh together is a quarter lol. I'd suspect they do
 
Bender said:
yeah, baking is my moms thing. aid their stand mixer was broken and thought they might be able to fix it, but we're going to by another. now a stand mixer is one of the things i don't have and i don't make things that require dough. said i'd take it if my dad could fix it... they sent me a fucking food processor.... i have shit like that already, dicks. i do not have a stand mixer. but that's neither here nor there and for the most part, i don't need to be making dishes with doughs involved.
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Christmas cookie time is when my mixer gets used the most.
 
kobesgame said:
My mom sucks at cooking. But she’s got the baking touch. I’m the exact opposite.
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why make your own cookie dough when they come in pre-made tubes, right?
 
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Peter Gozintite said:
If my shit started falling out tomorrow I would go straight razor bald.

I have never really given 2 shit about my hair, but its easy when you dont have to worry about it.

My hair is so long right now, I catch glimpses of bald guys glaring at me in the stores. It kind of the only thing keeping me from cutting it off.
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Is it Aaron Rodgers long? Do you wear it in a bun?
 
the new BK commercial music is pretty good.

 
Guy Incognito said:
I mean, when I am taking the time, I marinate it in buttermilk. Just trying to give @Bender something better than faux shake n bake.
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How big of an asshole do you have to be to burn leaves?

I think I'm going to get up tomorrow and make sure that nobody within a 2 mile radius of me can have a window open...
 
RoyMunson said:
How big of an asshole do you have to be to burn leaves?

I think I'm going to get up tomorrow and make sure that nobody within a 2 mile radius of me can have a window open...
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First World problems
 
RoyMunson said:
How big of an asshole do you have to be to burn leaves?

I think I'm going to get up tomorrow and make sure that nobody within a 2 mile radius of me can have a window open...
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Burn everything
 
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