F***, Marry, Kill Version 31

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The AT&T girl

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the Discover card girl

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the girl from Old Navy commerical

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should be AT&T Girl, Flo, and Jake from State Farm
 
That top picture is old.
She's packing on the weight now, you know, like women do.

Camera angles and cloths aren't working anymore
 
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I only know about the first gal. Need more data
 
I’d kill all 3 and then have sex with their dead bodies.
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pick already...i wanna know who you marry
I don’t even know the Discover girl. But….she choose Discover. That’s probably not a wise person. Kill her.

Even though that’s not AT&T girl today (as already called out) she still gets fuck in this matchup.

Old Navy girl….yep….I’ll marry her. She would take good care of me.

Happy now?
 
I don’t even know the Discover girl. But….she choose Discover. That’s probably not a wise person. Kill her.

Even though that’s not AT&T girl today (as already called out) she still gets fuck in this matchup.

Old Navy girl….yep….I’ll marry her. She would take good care of me.

Happy now?
I think the discover girl is literally in one commercial...not a reoccuring character in their commercials
 
I don’t even know the Discover girl. But….she choose Discover. That’s probably not a wise person. Kill her.

Even though that’s not AT&T girl today (as already called out) she still gets fuck in this matchup.

Old Navy girl….yep….I’ll marry her. She would take good care of me.

Happy now?
You’d kill the only minority option? Sounds racist
 
Banging Lilly is the obvious choice

But choosing to marry the heifer over the Discover girl is wokeness run amok.

You’re talking about marriage here. Don’t worry about body shaming
 
Obviously kill the last one.

AT&T seems like a bitch, so fuck her.

The other one's annoying in commercials, but might be cool in real life
 
This. Exactly this. And the Discover girl is slim and seems like she'd age well.
The problem with Asian women is they hit a cliff on aging. They are like 30 forever and then turn 80. There’s no middle ground. I say that as I watch the sands run out of the “30’s” section on my Asian wife.
 
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