I experienced Old Hag Syndrome last night

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steelerssb said:
I've heard about this.

Sounds like sleep paralysis/brain still being in dream mode.
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It’s a crazy experience. I was legit terrified after I was actually able to wake up and move. I almost didn’t go back to sleep due to it and it was probably 3am
 
OregonDucks said:
Has anyone experienced this? It was maybe the most terrifying night terror of my life.
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It JUST had to be a Buckeye fan that terrified you because of what your boys did to my boys a couple weeks ago in Columbus.

Hey wait a minute, I think you met @Sugarshell !!! She is a huge Buckeye fan! She prolly just wanted to party! You mighta even got laid! HAHAHA! At least a hand job and I betcha she woulda burned one with ya too if ya weren't such a scaredy Duck!
 
When I was a kid a noise woke me up and I walked into the hall to see what it was and I saw this white female figure and it froze me but I was able to fall back into my room. I couldn’t really move but after a minute (which seemed like a week) I was able to yell for my dad who came and picked me up. He told me it was a bad dream and to go back to sleep. Never happened again but I can remember it vividly.

House was new as my dad built it so it’s not like the house had a history. It’s was just very weird.
 
Guys, I think he may have encountered that elusive bat Patient Zero that China has been searching for :wink: :LOL:


(is this joke for the PF? It didn't seem PF :noidea: )
 
OregonDucks said:
I'd say Google it, but my experience wasn't that of seeing any old hag on top of me, but I woke up to this unknown figure, they were probably about 5 ft tall, shooting like the speed of light from the bedroom doorway and immediately diving onto me head first into my chest. I couldn't move as they remained on top of me. I felt like I couldn't breathe, as I tried to say something but felt like I was just gasping for air and couldn't get the words out. Finally after some serious effort I was able to yell out something and it seemed to end the experience.
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Translation = went to the bar, got drunk, passed out fucking a fatty.
 
Demons. Sleep paralysis are demons. Probably gonna die. Good luck.
 
Wild Turkey said:
When I was a kid a noise woke me up and I walked into the hall to see what it was and I saw this white female figure and it froze me but I was able to fall back into my room. I couldn’t really move but after a minute (which seemed like a week) I was able to yell for my dad who came and picked me up. He told me it was a bad dream and to go back to sleep. Never happened again but I can remember it vividly.

House was new as my dad built it so it’s not like the house had a history. It’s was just very weird.
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Ghosts are very real
 
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