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Just a reminder that Sixto Sanchez has made two postseason starts while JT Realmuto has still never made the playoffs.

It’s probably just karma for the strange love affair Philly fans have with woman beaters. The death threats sent when Odubel Herrera was initially suspended, the Free Herrera signs, the petitioning the team owner to bring Herrera back and the non stop standing ovations for any little thing Herrera does is a little weird.

You’re the second trashiest team and fanbase in baseball, so you can’t even win that race either, you’re miles ahead of third, but you’ll never catch the Dodgers.

Your “MVP” came up incredibly small when your season was on the line, which might be why the Nats got a ring after Harper got out of their hair. Fuck him and his very unnecessary slides in the OF. Hope he runs into a wall again.

And you should feel lucky that you were alive as long as you were with that negative run differential. Better team won. This is what happens when you half ass a rebuild and go out of your way to protect a woman beater with a sub 100 OPS+


Now, Go Mariners. Make the Phillies the team with the longest playoff drought in baseball, they deserve it
 
Phillies fans on this board are pretty cool tbh
 
More like @Gay Incognito
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Just a reminder that Sixto Sanchez has made two postseason starts while JT Realmuto has still never made the playoffs.

It’s probably just karma for the strange love affair Philly fans have with woman beaters. The death threats sent when Odubel Herrera was initially suspended, the Free Herrera signs, the petitioning the team owner to bring Herrera back and the non stop standing ovations for any little thing Herrera does is a little weird.

You’re the second trashiest team and fanbase in baseball, so you can’t even win that race either, you’re miles ahead of third, but you’ll never catch the Dodgers.

Your “MVP” came up incredibly small when your season was on the line, which might be why the Nats got a ring after Harper got out of their hair. Fuck him and his very unnecessary slides in the OF. Hope he runs into a wall again.

And you should feel lucky that you were alive as long as you were with that negative run differential. Better team won. This is what happens when you half ass a rebuild and go out of your way to protect a woman beater with a sub 100 OPS+


Now, Go Mariners. Make the Phillies the team with the longest playoff drought in baseball, they deserve it
 
Imagine losing the division to a team that was below .500 for 126 days this season
 
Imagine winning the division at game 159 only to get curb stomped in the NLDS. :beer2:
Don’t be too confident now. We’re a scarier team than you think. Braves and Brewers have an identical run differential and Braves have been significantly better on the road than at home this season
 
Don’t be too confident now. We’re a scarier team than you think. Braves and Brewers have an identical run differential and Braves have been significantly better on the road than at home this season

Just bustin your balls brother. Any team that makes it this far is dangerous.

Looking forward to the series. The Mrs and I have tickets in hand for game one
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