Homemade Cookie Friday

Was it from some fatty who hoarded them last year and finally got honest with themselves that they were never going to use them?
He failed to mention part of this deal involved some, shall we say, favors
 
I can't imagine heterosexual males using free weights
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Think it's going to be a short actual work day. Probably have to go to another office for their open house.
This was wrong. My expertise was required for work at the office of the open house. It's loud as all get out in here. 2 attorneys retired after 50 years.
 
My kids love brussels sprouts. They'll be super excited when they see them on their plate tonight.
My wife made the mistake of ordering them as an appetizer at a restaurant. I knew better and didn’t partake because I know they’re nasty. The middle one tried one and played it off as though she liked them because she’s a devious little shit and wanted to convince her sister to try them as well. The youngest tried them and literally spit them onto the table. I found it hilarious. The middle one found it hilarious. The youngest and my wife were less amused.
 
My wife made the mistake of ordering them as an appetizer at a restaurant. I knew better and didn’t partake because I know they’re nasty. The middle one tried one and played it off as though she liked them because she’s a devious little shit and wanted to convince her sister to try them as well. The youngest tried them and literally spit them onto the table. I found it hilarious. The middle one found it hilarious. The youngest and my wife were less amused.
I love them. I don't like the fried ones that are considered a trendy appetizer these days though. Blanched and sauteed is the way to go.
 
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