COME ON PAC-12!!!

[ralphiewvu]

Its a pic from a photo op taken the day after I got back from the Polish border after a three day wedding. I was coming off a three day drunk and my head was pounding but seeing how I already paid the photographer ahead of time I said fvck it and we went to the studio.

You seem like a......... Fun Guy. I would have cancelled that shit.

 

[dikowt dowg]

 

[ralphiewvu]

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I know, I love it too!

 

[AlaskaGuy]

You seem like a......... Fun Guy. I would have cancelled that shit.

I wanted to cancel .. especially seeing how the studio was an hours long bus ride from my apt. but she would have come uncvnted especially after the shit I pulled with her cousin RE bachelor party. She threw my shit out of the apt. that I paid rent on so I told her I'd call the cops if she didn't gtfo or stfu. Then she came back with the rental agreement that was in her name so I was pretty much fvcked. That was the second time she threw my shit out .. first time was when we were renting an apt. in Minsk but that rental agreement was in my name so she cooled her shit when I told her I'd put her ass on a bus back to her home town. Its kind of a long story. Kicked out of Russia for fighting at a nighclub and not having a transit visa .. sent back across the border to Belarus and less than two days later snuck across the border into Ukraine with the band that ended up playing at our wedding. That Ukraine trip was four days of shrooms and ecstasy ftw. Second fvck up .. or maybe third or fourth .. was when I went to Minsk with her cousin for my bachelor party and didn't make it home until two days later. We were fvcking everything on two legs. Her cousin was the GOAT when it came to picking up pvssy. We rented a room at the hotel and he says .. how many broads do you think we can fit in this room at one time and I says no idea and he says were about to find out. It was game on after that.


Only in eastern Europe do you drop $300 for a photo op only to get stuck with using McDonalds shit for a prop.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Its a pic from a photo op taken the day after I got back from the Polish prison after a three year sex abuse stint. I was coming off a three year sentence and my ass was getting pounded but seeing how I already paid the photographer ahead of time I said fvck it and we went to the studio.

Fascinating stuff. Thanks for sharing.

 

[ralphiewvu]

I wanted to cancel .. especially seeing how the studio was an hours long bus ride from my apt. but she would have come uncvnted especially after the shit I pulled with her cousin RE bachelor party. She threw my shit out of the apt. that I paid rent on so I told her I'd call the cops if she didn't gtfo or stfu. Then she came back with the rental agreement that was in her name so I was pretty much fvcked. That was the second time she threw my shit out .. first time was when we were renting an apt. in Minsk but that rental agreement was in my name so she cooled her shit when I told her I'd put her ass on a bus back to her home town. Its kind of a long story. Kicked out of Russia for fighting at a nighclub and not having a transit visa .. sent back across the border to Belarus and less than two days later snuck across the border into Ukraine with the band that ended up playing at our wedding. That Ukraine trip was four days of shrooms and ecstasy ftw. Second fvck up .. or maybe third or fourth .. was when I went to Minsk with her cousin for my bachelor party and didn't make it home until two days later. We were fvcking everything on two legs. Her cousin was the GOAT when it came to picking up pvssy. We rented a room at the hotel and he says .. how many broads do you think we can fit in this room at one time and I says no idea and he says were about to find out. It was game on after that.


Only in eastern Europe do you drop $300 for a photo op only to get stuck with using McDonalds shit for a prop.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Eastern Europe .. where you can grab a liter of decent vodka for $2.75 USD and the casinos & strip joints stay open 24/7. Add the Russian/Ukrainian broads to that and it's like the party never ends.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Eastern Europe .. where you can grab a liter of decent vodka for $2.75 USD and the casinos & strip joints stay open 24/7. Add the Russian/Ukrainian broads to that and it's like the party never ends.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

"He's such a cool guy!"

 

[ralphiewvu]

"He's such a cool guy!"