3 year old survival

No one has mentioned the most obvious explanation for this happening...

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Oh hell no, I wasn't involved in that case. The Guide Bear woulda had that fatso baby back home the same day fatso went missing. It's how I roar, I am Guide Bear, Hear me ROAR!

Sometimes you're not guide bear though. Sometimes guide bear is in a bicycle race and you are talking about it.

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lol at you guys giving the 3 yr old credit for "survival instinct" here

I actually agree with Tigger on this one. The kid was not in the woods for 5 days.
 
Sometimes you're not guide bear though. Sometimes guide bear is in a bicycle race and you are talking about it.

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Ah man were those ever some good times! When I won the Tour de France I was on Cloud 9!

And BTW, Fishinabowl, I am ALWAYS the Guide Bear among other things. I am a beast of many hats. I am a self appointed non-denominational High Bishop and I recently lost my favored status as the Hoop's Goodwill Ambassador because I had another temper tantrum, this time at Milk Fart, aka beardown... God:angel: works in mysterious ways and so does the Devil!:evil:
 
lol at you guys giving the 3 yr old credit for "survival instinct" here

I actually agree with Tigger on this one. The kid was not in the woods for 5 days.

Yeah, I mean there are miracles, but the miracle would have been finding the kid alive but with some health issues. Finding him alive in perfectly good health seems a little off
 
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Yeah, I mean there are miracles, but the miracle would have been finding the kid alive but with some health issues. Finding him alive in perfectly good health seems a little off
right?

OP even went so far as to say "give him a survival show"
 
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