Make it last all night Wednesday

[Me]

I'd expect that stance from an Oompa Loompa.

Woah, woah, woah. I may be short. I may be a douche.


But I'm not douche

 

[Guy Incognito]

Unless you're 6' 7", you are.

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I think the last time I was 170 pounds, my grandma thought I was anorexic or something. Came home from college and about a year of living on servers' wages. It's probably look much different now, but outside of my year of basically living like a starving slob, I've been 180+ pretty much since I was 16.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This is why every man should do deadlifts. If your wife twists her ankle during a fire you gonna let her burn to death or are you going to be a man and lift her up and carry her out of that house?

Word. Plus, I dig the stand and carry position.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I picture my wife while literally banging all of your moms

Why you gotta be like that?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I think the last time I was 170 pounds, my grandma thought I was anorexic or something. Came home from college and about a year of living on servers' wages. It's probably look much different now, but outside of my year of basically living like a starving slob, I've been 180+ pretty much since I was 16.

How tall are you?

 

[Me]

Why you gotta be like that?

I think deviants are born that way.

 

[Guy Incognito]

How tall are you?

5'10". I think I was 140 when I weighed in for football my freshman year of high school, and 160 by the time baseball started.

I'm not pretending that 220 is a healthy weight for me, but I'm also not trying to look like Iggy Pop.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

lol BMI

BMI...more like B M LIE

 

[ill]

BMI...more like B M LIE

burn

 

[ill]

did I mention this week that my wine stash is getting low and I need to restock on $10-$15 bottles

 

[PeoplesChicken]

burn

You need to be more a team player and LESS Lesbian

 

[ill]

You need to be more a team player and LESS Lesbian

calling me a lesbian isn't being a team player.

just makes me think you are Slinky's little fuckboy

or "fuckboi" as the kids spell it

 

[ill]

RobBase(- poster) is to Flavortown Douchebag as ThePeoplesChicken is to Slinky

 

[Me]

RobBase(- poster) is to Flavortown Douchebag as ThePeoplesChicken is to Slinky

Comparing slink to douche is uncalled for, ill

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

According to BMI, my cock is slightly overweight.

 

[Me]

According to BMI, my cock is slightly overweight.

Tuna can confirmed, I guess (or canned chicken)

 

[ill]

Comparing slink to douche is uncalled for, ill

that's not how it works

it's more that I am calling Chickie "Slink Lite" than anything else

 

[Guy Incognito]

According to BMI, my cock is slightly overweight.

It may be small, but it's thin!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It may be small, but it's thin!

I've got a dick like a needle, but I fuck like a sewing machine.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Unless you're 6' 7", you are.

BMI Calculator

Yep

I'm 6 foot and even at 175 I am over