Wild Turkey Get Rich Thread - Week 9

I used to go to the dog track with a group of people. There was one gal who's criteria for picking greyhounds were 'Name' first, then 'Color' of their jacket.
If she liked more than one Name, she would default to her favorite color jacket as her choice.

She would win more than anyone using the program to evaluate the greyhounds. LOL

It’s usually how it works. Think about who usually wins the March Madness office pool
 
Gottcha. I screwed that one up but less than I did last week so I'm getting better.

I'm going to stick with Nebraska at +5 if it goes to +7 then people will have to make their own decisions and I can't be responsible.

You mean Nebraska at -5 or -7

+ means they're underdogs (i.e. getting points).
 
I'm 5 and 1 versus the spread so I hope you assholes are getting rich off me.

I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.

Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
I can't find a whole lot of difference between these two when looking at prior games. Michigan is more battle-tested at this point but that might mean Michigan State is fresher. Take Michigan State at home with the 3 points (Harbough has to shit the bed at some point right?). Michigan State +3

Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5

I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.

Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1

Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):

Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.

Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.

Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.
yeah yeah but what does your wife say? She's the smarter one that I'm willing to put my money behind.
 
I'm 5 and 1 versus the spread so I hope you assholes are getting rich off me.

I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.

Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
This game will come down to who has the better defense and UM is giving up just under 300 ypg, while MSU is giving up north of 400 ypg and who can run the ball. UM has a top 10 rushing offense and top 25 rushing defense. -- Michigan -3

Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5

I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.

Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1

Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):

Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.

Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.

Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.
I fixed it for you.
 
It’s usually how it works. Think about who usually wins the March Madness office pool
Typically the idiot that picks Loyola to make the sweet sixteen because no one else is that stupid.
 
Gottcha. I screwed that one up but less than I did last week so I'm getting better.

I'm going to stick with Nebraska at +5 if it goes to +7 then people will have to make their own decisions and I can't be responsible.

With this post I’m starting to think you are just trolling. Delivering the -and + like they are no different can cost you mightily.
 
You ain't no five and 1, you a FRAUD

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With this post I’m starting to think you are just trolling. Delivering the -and + like they are no different can cost you mightily.
This is all voluntary so you are free to sit back in your trailer on your half-burned couch and watch everyone else get rich. I'm not here to pressure anyone.
 
This is all voluntary so you are free to sit back in your trailer on your half-burned couch and watch everyone else get rich. I'm not here to pressure anyone.
Imma do both and laugh when you go Clark Griswald (pre keno) sucka
 
I liked Purdue and the points.....it paid off.
 
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