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[Red_Alert]

Get a better joke.

Nope. Top 15. Even if they were Top 10 there's really only 8 schools that have reached that undeniable blue blood status.

That was no joke. It was disgusting behavior by Penn St.

Tennessee is #10 in D1 (FBS) all-time wins. By your criteria USC is not a blueblood.

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[7samurai13]

That was no joke. It was disgusting behavior by Penn St.

Tennessee is #10 in D1 (FBS) all-time wins. By your criteria USC is not a blueblood.

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Maybe he has USC in and Penn State out as a Blue Blood

 

[We Are Decent]

That was no joke. It was disgusting behavior by Penn St.

The classic "I wasn't joking" ok m8. If that wasn't a joke, you surely using that is.

Tennessee is #10 in D1 (FBS) all-time wins. By your criteria USC is not a blueblood.

Using Winsipedia? Ok bud.

USC:	Tennessee:
.697 winning % (8th all time)	.670 winning % (11th all time)
11 national championships/37 conference championships (2nd & 5th all time respectively)	6 national championships/16 conference championships (9th & 32nd all time respectively)
856 wins (9th all time)	853 (10th all time)
.642 bowl % (7th all time)	.547 bowl % (29th all time)
82 All-Americans (4th all time)	40 All-Americans (13th all time)
6 Heismans (4th all time)	0 Heismans (last place lol)
517 NFL Draft Picks (2nd all time)	350 NFl Draft Picks (13th all time)
83 First Rounders (2nd all time)	46 First Rounders (10th all time)
787 Weeks ranked/91 weeks at #1 (6th and 5th respectively)	588 weeks ranked/19 weeks at #1 (14th & 18th all time)

For visual representation:

USC is in the Top Ten for all rankings that Winsipedia provides, something only a handful of schools can do, while Tennessee is only in the Top Ten in three categories.

So yes, going by my criteria, USC is a blue blood, and Tennessee isn't. You look like a dumbass for even thinking these two programs were at all comparable.

 

[We Are Decent]

Maybe he has USC in and Penn State out as a Blue Blood

I always considered my beloved Nittany Lions as the closest "non" Blue Blood there was, really only 1 or 2 national championships away of that being so. But ever the last, only 2 official, and being an independent for 100+ years will really leave you lacking in some stats.

 

[Red_Alert]

The classic "I wasn't joking" ok m8. If that wasn't a joke, you surely using that is.


Using Winsipedia? Ok bud.

USC:	Tennessee:
.697 winning % (8th all time)	.670 winning % (11th all time)
11 national championships/37 conference championships (2nd & 5th all time respectively)	6 national championships/16 conference championships (9th & 32nd all time respectively)
856 wins (9th all time)	853 (10th all time)
.642 bowl % (7th all time)	.547 bowl % (29th all time)
82 All-Americans (4th all time)	40 All-Americans (13th all time)
6 Heismans (4th all time)	0 Heismans (last place lol)
517 NFL Draft Picks (2nd all time)	350 NFl Draft Picks (13th all time)
83 First Rounders (2nd all time)	46 First Rounders (10th all time)
787 Weeks ranked/91 weeks at #1 (6th and 5th respectively)	588 weeks ranked/19 weeks at #1 (14th & 18th all time)

For visual representation:
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USC is in the Top Ten for all rankings that Winsipedia provides, something only a handful of schools can do, while Tennessee is only in the Top Ten in three categories.

So yes, going by my criteria, USC is a blue blood, and Tennessee isn't. You look like a dumbass for even thinking these two programs were at all comparable.

Neat criteria...

Let's do that with Alabama and Pedo St.
So Penn St's not a blueblood either?

 

[Thiefery]

Nope.

Uhhhhhhhh I don't care for Ohio State's margins? Plus, losing by multiple scores is still losing by multiple scores. 29 Seasons. No NY6 win. Can they get it done this year? Maybe. If not, once again another season of failure. Notre Dame is washed lol.

 

[We Are Decent]

Neat criteria...

Let's do that with Alabama and Pedo St.
So Penn St's not a blueblood either?

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No I don't consider Penn State a Blue Blood, at this moment, so that's a failure of a comeback reply. Lol.

 

[We Are Decent]

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Sir if you would please provide where I shift my "goalposts" then please do so. I hope you don't think Ohio State was your counter considering they've been to two national championships the past ten years and have won one of them.

 

[Thiefery]

Sir if you would please provide where I shift my "goalposts" then please do so. I hope you don't think Ohio State was your counter considering they've been to two national championships the past ten years and have won one of them.

ND has been to BCS title games (and lost).. but who knew that even if you made the BCS title or the final four of football (as recently as last year) and currently only have one loss... as a washed blueblood..

lol

Guess we can go ahead and add oklahoma to the washed blueblood list too?

 

[Wishbone]

ND has been to BCS title games (and lost).. but who knew that even if you made the BCS title or the final four of football (as recently as last year) and currently only have one loss... as a washed blueblood..

lol

Guess we can go ahead and add oklahoma to the washed blueblood list too?

Really? About to be 7 straight conference titles and 2 Heismans the last few years.

 

[We Are Decent]

ND has been to BCS title games (and lost).. but who knew that even if you made the BCS title or the final four of football (as recently as last year) and currently only have one loss... as a washed blueblood..

Are you purposely acting stupid? First off, don't use "final four" or "BCS Title" as if these systems aren't already problematic. Notre Dame constantly has a weaker schedule than other top teams at the end of years and they constantly lose against high ranked opponents. Their biggest win was against 2020 Clemson, at South Bend, in double OT, with T-Law out. What happened when they met again? 24 point loss. Notre Dame should quite frankly be barred from being ranked highly at the beginning of seasons or hell even a playoff of a biased committee because everyone can see they're never actually one of the "four best" CFP teams. Not close.

Guess we can go ahead and add oklahoma to the washed blueblood list too?

Yeah unlike ND, Oklahoma can actually win when it matters. Same has not been true for ND in three decades. They're washed.

 

[Thiefery]

Are you purposely acting stupid? First off, don't use "final four" or "BCS Title" as if these systems aren't already problematic. Notre Dame constantly has a weaker schedule than other top teams at the end of years and they constantly lose against high ranked opponents. Their biggest win was against 2020 Clemson, at South Bend, in double OT, with T-Law out. What happened when they met again? 24 point loss. Notre Dame should quite frankly be barred from being ranked highly at the beginning of seasons or hell even a playoff of a biased committee because everyone can see they're never actually one of the "four best" CFP teams. Not close.


Yeah unlike ND, Oklahoma can actually win when it matters. Same has not been true for ND in three decades. They're washed.

win when it matters?

BTW you are making a lot of excuses for a washed up Blueblood on why they are washed.. schedule/injuries to Clemson..lol. Where did the Leprechaun touch you?

 

[Thiefery]

Really? About to be 7 straight conference titles and 2 Heismans the last few years.

yeah but y'all haven't even won a CFP game or a BCS title game since 2000.. #Washed

apparently the only non washed blue bloods are Bama and tosu

 

[7samurai13]

Are you purposely acting stupid? First off, don't use "final four" or "BCS Title" as if these systems aren't already problematic. Notre Dame constantly has a weaker schedule than other top teams at the end of years and they constantly lose against high ranked opponents. Their biggest win was against 2020 Clemson, at South Bend, in double OT, with T-Law out. What happened when they met again? 24 point loss. Notre Dame should quite frankly be barred from being ranked highly at the beginning of seasons or hell even a playoff of a biased committee because everyone can see they're never actually one of the "four best" CFP teams. Not close.


Yeah unlike ND, Oklahoma can actually win when it matters. Same has not been true for ND in three decades. They're washed.

Oklahoma hasn’t won a playoff game so, no, they can’t win when it matters.

 

[We Are Decent]

win when it matters?

Yep. Pay attention bud.

BTW you are making a lot of excuses for a washed up Blueblood on why they are washed..

"excuses" that would be you sir. Blue Bloods don't get participation trophies, they get trophies. ND hasn't had one is a longgggggg time to put it lightly, definitely the longest drought of the Main Eight.

 

[We Are Decent]

Oklahoma hasn’t won a playoff game so, no, they can’t win when it matters.

Nope. 13 Conference championships and 6 NY6 victories in the past twenty years seems to disagree with you.

 

[Thiefery]

Nope. 13 Conference championships and 6 NY6 victories in the past twenty years seems to disagree with you.

you do know that ND is independent right? they don't collect conference championships (but if there were such a thing as Independent Conf Champs they would have just as many). But they do have the same donut in the CFP wins column.. and outside 1 BCS title win ou has over ND which was over 20 years ago.

So again, not sure how you envision them being a washed blue blood. You penalyzing them for being the independent school which it always has been? Or are you penalyzing them for not winning a BCS title game/CFP title game?

But one thing for sure is that pollsters and committee don't have the same view as you, because if they go unscathed..or even one loss, they normally get into the CFP despite the "crazy" criteria. Guess only blue bloods can get that nod?

 

[We Are Decent]

you do know that ND is independent right?

Yep, which is on them and them alone. Purposely making themselves lack any success so they instead schedule trash teams while avoiding the top dogs of P5 conferences.

But they do have the same donut in the CFP wins column.. and outside 1 BCS title win ou has over ND which was over 20 years ago.

??? This sentence makes no sense reading lol. You for one admitted that OU has done more than ND, and then some. Six NY6 bowl wins > Z E R O

So again, not sure how you envision them being a washed blue blood.

They have had no major success in 29 seasons. Not sure how you don't envision them being a washed blue blood.

You penalyzing them for being the independent school which it always has been? Or are you penalyzing them for not winning a BCS title game/CFP title game?

I'm penalizing them for losing in every big game they have been in for close to three decades.

But one thing for sure is that pollsters and committee don't have the same view as you

Yeah, they're dumb. Big shocker.

because if they go unscathed..or even one loss, they normally get into the CFP despite the "crazy" criteria. Guess only blue bloods can get that nod?

Well yes they do. ND is massively overrated but draws in the big bucks. Hence why they get propped up as a top 4 team when they don't produce top 4 results year after year. Same with Michigan. Same with Texas. This is nothing new.

 

[wazzu31]

Back to Banks.. I didn't realize he was really high on the Wazzu coaching list. Wonder if the monkey or the ex stripper fiance will impact his chance now. It's stupid to think being with a stripper (former) is still looked down upon.

Yes, he was the number 1 choice by everyone I know until this incident. And even then, I’d still do it. Pat Chun is gone once Ohio State’s AD’s office opens up because he has become enemy number one for firing Rolovich. Even douchey alums (or pissed off students) doxxed him and it ain’t going over well.

Banks evidently was a player with Ryan Leaf according to him and a GA so it makes sense. It’s not like Mike Leach didn’t come in with some really messy stuff. Mostly he was still in a lawsuit with a tv partner of the conference.

But as an alum and our limited recruiting resources having a dude who has stripper connections could really help with the on campus visits. Might have to give up on Pacific Islands pipeline but still.

 

[Thiefery]

Yes, he was the number 1 choice by everyone I know until this incident. And even then, I’d still do it. Pat Chun is gone once Ohio State’s AD’s office opens up because he has become enemy number one for firing Rolovich. Even douchey alums (or pissed off students) doxxed him and it ain’t going over well.

Banks evidently was a player with Ryan Leaf according to him and a GA so it makes sense. It’s not like Mike Leach didn’t come in with some really messy stuff. Mostly he was still in a lawsuit with a tv partner of the conference.

But as an alum and our limited recruiting resources having a dude who has stripper connections could really help with the on campus visits. Might have to give up on Pacific Islands pipeline but still.

from what I gather, he's a really good recruiter and players really like him. Also, he has connections everywhere. He was the one that got PK and Sark to circle each other when Muschamp backed out of being the DC here. Now it really hasn't worked out with PK so far this season but prior to this year, he was considered one of the top DCs in the country. Banks convinced him to come here.

Selfishly, I rather he not take the job, but I think if he left, Wazzu will be really happy in the long term.