Friday morning, too much coffee

You misspelled ass.
That reminds me of a funny exchange I had with Slink Jr the other day.

Slinky: <tastes cup of coffee> Oh man, this tastes like ass.

Slink Jr: <snarkily> Yeah? How do you know what ass tastes like?

Slinky: <looks over a Slink Jr> I could tell you, but you won't like the answer.

Slink Jr: <turns bright red>
 
I’ve been buying Maxwell House of late. Pretty good stuff, way better than the burned tasting Starbucks gross shit. Seriously why does all Starbucks taste like ashes?
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Pretty much what Willie said.

D00d changed his login and kept posting, then "he" showed up a couple of days later, and posted something about how his woman was out of his league, and we shouldn't say bad things about her. Then the account started reporting posts that cast the special lady in a less than favorable light, which I've legit never seen before. A new twist on the classic meltdown.

WTF! Chick needs to settle the F down!
 
That reminds me of a funny exchange I had with Slink Jr the other day.

Slinky: <tastes cup of coffee> Oh man, this tastes like ass.

Slink Jr: <snarkily> Yeah? How do you know what ass tastes like?

Slinky: <looks over a Slink Jr> I could tell you, but you won't like the answer.

Slink Jr: <turns bright red>
it involves your mother...
 
The spring ahead is dumb. I'd be happy not to do either ever again, but since we lost an hr earlier this year, I definitely want my hour back.

so fall back one last time and then never change the clock ever again.
 
so fall back one last time and then never change the clock ever again.
Yes. That was how it was in Indiana until my sophomore or junior year of high school. Started in the spring and that was a bitch the first year. If it doesn't go away, I hope Indiana goes completely to Central Time & Ohio stays Eastern. Then I move back to Indiana.
 
Eff that. I don't need sunshine at 4AM in the summers. Spring forward and stay there. Standard time can get fucked.
fucking farmers and their needs
 
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