How much Christmas Shopping do you have left ???

RP-29 said:
So every single person in your family is closeted gay, too?
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just wish the motherfucker had interests that a normal person can shop for.
 
ill said:
just wish the motherfucker had interests that a normal person can shop for.
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Just buy him something that you like. Maybe it will inspire him to pick up a hobby. Or even better- eventually give the gift back to you since he can’t use it :heh:
 
ill said:
my sister and her husband have absolutely no hobbies and it makes getting them Christmas gifts extremely difficult.

when I asked what he likes, my mom and sister both said "shoes"...and not sneakers...like nice shoes

the fuck am I supposed to get him?

I bought him socks last year
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Buy him lube. The biggest bottle you can find. Either he gives you a better list next time or you get disinvited. Win either way.
 
moxie said:
Just buy him something that you like. Maybe it will inspire him to pick up a hobby. Or even better- eventually give the gift back to you since he can’t use it :heh:
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here, I bought you this nice fly fishing line and a bunch of flies!

oh you don't have a fly rod?

hmmm

well I guess I will just keep it then
 
None. Got my niece, my brother, my parents and grandparents taken care of. Rest of em can eat shit
 
all of it
 
ill said:
just wish the motherfucker had interests that a normal person can shop for.
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Paint him a picture of two guys kissing under a rainbow. Make sure they're wearing nice shoes.
 
RP-29 said:
Paint him a picture of two guys kissing under a rainbow. Make sure they're wearing nice shoes.
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I'm not much of a painter

and that would make for an awkward Christmas

but you certainly have an interesting imagination
 
ill said:
I'm not much of a painter

and that would make for an awkward Christmas

but you certainly have an interesting imagination
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Holy Moses- my nephew had a birthday party last weekend and my niece painted him a picture on canvas for his present. It was the greatest present he got!

of course, they’re five, so the precious factor was off the charts.
 
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I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop
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why did you open it?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop
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