Happy Monday

ill · Nov 22, 2021

Guy Incognito said:
Had thought about firing up the mower one last time and mulching everything, but I don't think that's going to happen now. Will start getting leaves out of the yard next weekend.

rainy today so it's not happening today...

douggie · Nov 22, 2021

Fish said:
#gofuckyoursel

The cute girl giving me my shot asked which arm I'd like it in. I asked her, "can you put it in my butt?" She said just an arm.

redseat · Nov 22, 2021

Man... I am glad I do not have kids... Spent Saturday and Sunday chasing around my god son and his sister and I am exhausted! Had a blast, it was his 8th birthday weekend but man kids are exhausting!

hats off to you @kobesgame and the rest of you parents out there!

douggie · Nov 22, 2021

Fish said:
#gofuckyourself

So, do you want a closed casket or just cremation?

redseat · Nov 22, 2021

douggie said:
The cute girl giving me my shot asked which arm I'd like it in. I asked her, "can you put it in my butt?" She said just an arm.

Surprised she didn't call the cops on you

Fish · Nov 22, 2021

douggie said:
The cute girl giving me my shot asked which arm I'd like it in. I asked her, "can you put it in my butt?" She said just an arm.

So you like it in the butt.

Not a surprise.

Guy Incognito · Nov 22, 2021

MTVike said:
Mirror fell off the wall yesterday and broke the glass. Some things you shouldn't hang with velcro strips.

Seven years of bad luck.

Thoughts and prayers, Mike.

Guy Incognito · Nov 22, 2021

ill said:
rainy today so it's not happening today...

Yeah, then it's supposed to get cold, so I'm writing it off. Guess I should have done that Saturday, instead of pulling everything out of the garden. Oh well.

douggie · Nov 22, 2021

Fish said:
So you like it in the butt.

Not a surprise.

The vaccine. I don't get fucked. I do the fucking.

SlinkyRedfoot · Nov 22, 2021

Fish said:
#gofuckyourself

So angry!

SlinkyRedfoot · Nov 22, 2021

douggie said:
So, do you want a closed casket or just cremation?

I'd like to be fed to bears.

Fish · Nov 22, 2021

SlinkyRedfoot said:
So angry!

Yeah, I need 3 or 4 more medical expert do gooders on this fucking board telling me to get vaxxed.

Motherfuckers.

SlinkyRedfoot · Nov 22, 2021

MTVike said:
Mirror fell off the wall yesterday and broke the glass. Some things you shouldn't hang with velcro strips.

PnkPanther · Nov 22, 2021

Guy Incognito said:
No, furniture shopping was separate from the good deed.

oh, so you're going to vague post about it but pretend to be humble by not saying what is

Fish · Nov 22, 2021

PnkPanther said:
oh, so you're going to vague post about it but pretend to be humble by not saying what is

Doing his flavortown impersonation.

PnkPanther · Nov 22, 2021

SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'd like to be fed to bears.

MTVike · Nov 22, 2021

Guy Incognito said:
Seven years of bad luck.

Thoughts and prayers, Mike.

That's what my wife said while she was yelling at me.

PnkPanther · Nov 22, 2021

Fish said:
Doing his flavortown impersonation.

not possible

Guy Incognito · Nov 22, 2021

PnkPanther said:
oh, so you're going to vague post about it but pretend to be humble by not saying what is

I prefer to think of it as "being coy".

SlinkyRedfoot · Nov 22, 2021

douggie said:
The vaccine. I don't get fucked. I do the fucking.

You ever heard of/tried the Amazon Position?

Curious as to what's the consensus on that one - is the guy fucking or getting fucked?