Costco is Boomer hell on Earth

Thanks for the great story. Was hoping you punched someone in an FSU shirt at the hotdog cafe
 
LOL@JewtheGator trying to save 5 bucks and then crying because retired people didn't immediately jump out of his fucking way.

Only a moron would go to a store like that on a weekend.

I've got a wife so she buys the food, since she cooks the food. she's smart enough not to go on the weekend or Friday evening or the first day of the month (I think that's when the welfare hits).

We're trying to pin down when the busloads of Mexican fruit pickers hit the store but it's hard to do, they seem to go on evenings as well as weekends. she mainly tries to go middle of the week, middle of the day.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
I arrive at 9:55 to get a bunch of provisions for the fam, boat, etc. There's a line of at least 300 waiting for the door to open out front. Almost all are over 65. All are scowling, grumpy and stupid. At least one of five is wearing an NFL jersey from some God-forsaken shithole up North they left for paradise...but cling to that shithole as their shithole-dweller identity. Only one woman had a Bucs jersey on and I told her she was cool.

You do nothing all fucking week, but choose the Sunday open to go to the most crowded places, because that's where you're in the way the most.

Getting through the store, old fuckers are complaining everywhere. They're pushy - always pretending to have somewhere to go. ($70 for 4 small steaks!) Many of them don't even have a cart. They go to Costco to grab a few items because they might be 8 cents cheaper and they're trying to get in others' way.

Fucking die already...worthless drag on mankind.

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Seems like you did nothing all week and chose the busiest time to go to Costco so you could walk around and complain about everything. :dhd:

BTW, why the hell would you expect people who have rooted for their local teams for 50 years to change allegiance to a pathetic shitbum organization like Tampa just because they moved to Florida?
 
Mofo said:
10-1 on Sundays is prime 'free sample' time for all the Boomers and white trash who've just gotten out of church. Every aisle entrance is probably a small traffic jam of carts, as 17 people all wait by a small table as an elderly employee slowly hands out cut-up portions of a mini-empanada or 1 oz medicine cups full of Kirkland knock-off Vitamin Water.
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They only had one freebie table today...and it was for nacho cheese Doritos. :whoppdeedoo: But the Boomers were lined up like it was a healthy smattering of Beluga on toast points.
 
Fish said:
LOL@JewtheGator trying to save 5 bucks and then crying because retired people didn't immediately jump out of his fucking way.

Only a moron would go to a store like that on a weekend.

I've got a wife so she buys the food, since she cooks the food. she's smart enough not to go on the weekend or Friday evening or the first day of the month (I think that's when the welfare hits).

We're trying to pin down when the busloads of Mexican fruit pickers hit the store but it's hard to do, they seem to go on evenings as well as weekends. she mainly tries to go middle of the week, middle of the day.
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lol...you hate it when I bust on Boomers, but you actually fed the narrative.

I can't go on weekdays because I WORK. I'm busy then...get it? Why can't retired mofos go daytime during the week as a tip of the hat to those of us paying their MFing Medicare and SS?
That's the one stereotype that really carries with Boomers - they have no respect for working people and small biz.

....and LMFAO @ JewTheGator!

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JuiceTheGator said:
I can't go on weekdays because I WORK. I'm busy then...get it? Why can't retired mofos go daytime during the week as a tip of the hat to those of us paying their MFing Medicare and SS?
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Being "retired" means that they have ALREADY paid into their medicare and social security.
JuiceTheGator said:
That's the one stereotype that really carries with Boomers - they have no respect for working people and small biz.
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Sooo.. They should ONLY do things when it's convenient for YOU??

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SJ76 said:
Can’t do Cosco. Lines too long. I’ve always been a Sams guy and hit it during the week
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Yeah but the lines move lightning quick
 
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