Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

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Just tell me how to do it already!
 
Parka said:
I DEMAND help posting a youtube video. The video is,

They're coming to take me away
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To here? Copy & paste the url. Unless you mean posting a video to YouTube.
 
Parka said:
Hey Padre, that gives me some ideas! I'm gonna talk all right! I'm gonna talk about my Baby Monster fish tank WAY the fuck too much! I'm just gonna keep going back to to the fish tank, I will use fish tank analogies, all kinds of weirdo shit! Whoever my shrink or therapist or whatever they are, I want them to be glad to be rid of me. And when they so, Okay, times up, I will get exasperated and vent some more fish tank stuff.
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aren't you concerned
that guide bear will eat yer fish??
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Parka said:
Good evening friends. I just wanted to hang out while I drink this vodka drink. Only vodka and ice, the selections are getting sparse.

Also, I been asking for days, can someone tell me how to post a youtube video? Plus I might speak of my Bunny! She's making me be all alone again.
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Good morning friends! After Friday I didn't do any work until yesterday. I will go to the proper threads to discuss!

I hope some more people will chat with me under the porch! @Inquisitor , I think you are interesting, good day Sir!
 
Parka said:
Hey guess what? Today is my one year anniversary at the Hoop! And I also made my 1,000th post today!

HOORAY for the HOOP, I love you guys!
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Not many places have their own guide bear! It is we who should be thankful!
 
dbldwn711 said:
Not many places have their own guide bear! It is we who should be thankful!
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Ah Padre, you are too kind! And not only to me.

But anyway, I'm having a late coffee for my evening drink tonight. A tall glass of hard liquor every night, while rather enjoyable most nights, probably not the best habit to start. Plus I'm running low on booze and no way do I want to be the one that finishes off the vodka.

We have a jug of Tanqueray Gin but I can't stand the taste of that shit. I will clean my tools with it before I ingest that filth!
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Has anyone ever heard of putting butter in coffee? It works! I'm out of milk and have&have so I put a tbsp of butter in my coffee and then it needs to be emulsified and that's what the stick blender is for.

Every day I plan to do a task or small project for Bunny and there are dozens of odds and ends that I can get after. I half to win her back over and doing things around the house, well it can't hurt!

And it has been a whole month since me an Bunny been sleeping separate. I was planning on doing something else kind of special for her before all this crap happened anyway.

She works so hard as a grade school teacher and her work follows her home most days and she already has to do the overwhelming bulk of the work of running a house so I was going to start cooking our dinners and minding the kitchen so at least it would be one less headache for her to deal with. Man alive do I ever not like sleeping alone. I want my Bunny back!
 
Parka said:
Ah Padre, you are too kind! And not only to me.

But anyway, I'm having a late coffee for my evening drink tonight. A tall glass of hard liquor every night, while rather enjoyable most nights, probably not the best habit to start. Plus I'm running low on booze and no way do I want to be the one that finishes off the vodka.

We have a jug of Tanqueray Gin but I can't stand the taste of that shit. I will clean my tools with it before I ingest that filth!
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Has anyone ever heard of putting butter in coffee? It works! I'm out of milk and have&have so I put a tbsp of butter in my coffee and then it needs to be emulsified and that's what the stick blender is for.

Every day I plan to do a task or small project for Bunny and there are dozens of odds and ends that I can get after. I half to win her back over and doing things around the house, well it can't hurt!

And it has been a whole month since me an Bunny been sleeping separate. I was planning on doing something else kind of special for her before all this crap happened anyway.

She works so hard as a grade school teacher and her work follows her home most days and she already has to do the overwhelming bulk of the work of running a house so I was going to start cooking our dinners and minding the kitchen so at least it would be one less headache for her to deal with. Man alive do I ever not like sleeping alone. I want my Bunny back!
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I don't ever want to hear you call her a Hag again!! You hear me!?!?
 
I have 3 things to do today so I will be busy but not crazy busy!

1. Start the leak test on Baby Monster
2. Finish the drawer organizer
3. Clean up the outside edges on fireplace tiles

The leak test could be a no-go though, I still need to push/slide it all the way on the stand. It's just over half on the stand and the other end is supported by a horse. I have six work horseys and they are all... PLASTIC...

After I put the glass in the tank it gained 130 pounds and so it now weighs at least 350 pounds, 380 at most I estimate. So I won't know if I have enough ooomph in me to move it in place or not, until I try.
 
Parka said:
I have 3 things to do today so I will be busy but not crazy busy!

1. Start the leak test on Baby Monster
2. Finish the drawer organizer
3. Clean up the outside edges on fireplace tiles

The leak test could be a no-go though, I still need to push/slide it all the way on the stand. It's just over half on the stand and the other end is supported by a horse. I have six work horseys and they are all... PLASTIC...

After I put the glass in the tank it gained 130 pounds and so it now weighs at least 350 pounds, 380 at most I estimate. So I won't know if I have enough ooomph in me to move it in place or not, until I try.
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Get some help man. There has to be someone that can come by and get you a boost.
 
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