Costco is Boomer hell on Earth

I'm going to go ahead on over to Costco today and pick up some toilet paper and paper towel. I may even splurge and get that big ass jar of cashews they sell.
 
So much for all that fake caring about old people crap.
 
I've never been in a Costco. The closest one to me is 20 minutes south in Nashua so I stick with BJ's Wholesale here in town. My old man always lists me as an associate member on his account so it comes in handy for stocking up on dry goods, cleaning supplies and personal hygiene products. Other than large packages of chicken that have small portions vacuum sealed I don't buy food there.

I really don't have room to store all kinds of stuff in this small house so .............................
 
I've been to FL plenty of times.

and I can confirm the notorious dregs of society that live there exist and go to Walmart.
You've most likely never left your home state and still live with your parents.
 
All right, where does she keep that phone when she's not talking on it???
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Sam's and Costco are both a scam.

Please, let me pay to shop at your store. Lol, bunch of dumbshits.

You're fucking mad. I get rebates for what I spend and cash back on the Visa card that more than pays for the membership.

Gasoline averages 40-50 cents less per gallon which adds up on fillups.
 
Yeah, I'm actually surprised Handi didn't jump on that one already.
Handi isn't clever enough to make a joke. The next time he types out a funny comment will be the first.
 
You're fucking mad. I get rebates for what I spend and cash back on the Visa card that more than pays for the membership.

Gasoline averages 40-5o cents less per gallon which adds u on fillups.
A good point Dole.
 
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