Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Peter Gozintite said:
Keep your head up buddy
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Your request Shan't be denied!
Bayou Tiger said:
Hope that helps...
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Of course it helps! You and Pete and Padre and even @Handicappers , you guys are very much among my favorite people here. It helps me keep my God Damn head up!
We live in Georgia and the state does NOT recognize common law marriage.
dbldwn711 said:
What’s your plan?
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I was hoping to join the Army again! They took really good care of me the first time and gave me a whole fucking bunch of new clothes! Entire outfits! Shoes an socks and boots an gloves and hats, even a God Damn scarf!

But if for some unforeseen reason I am rejected, then for real, I will see if the VA can help me maybe with some temp housing until I find somewhere permanent. Thanks for asking Padre, and I'm gonna keep my head up for you guys!
Handicappers said:
He needs to find his own place and get that dead beat son of his to be his roommate. That lazy fucker needs to get a job and help his Dad out.
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Thanks Handi! You Funny!
 
Parka said:
Your request Shan't be denied!

Of course it helps! You and Pete and Padre and even @Handicappers , you guys are very much among my favorite people here. It helps me keep my God Damn head up!
We live in Georgia and the state does NOT recognize common law marriage.

I was hoping to join the Army again! They took really good care of me the first time and gave me a whole fucking bunch of new clothes! Entire outfits! Shoes an socks and boots an gloves and hats, even a God Damn scarf!

But if for some unforeseen reason I am rejected, then for real, I will see if the VA can help me maybe with some temp housing until I find somewhere permanent. Thanks for asking Padre, and I'm gonna keep my head up for you guys!

Thanks Handi! You Funny!
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Make her throw you out first. Don't go without a passive fight.
 
@dbldwn711
In your opinion as a 7-11 asst. manager, is it legal to kick a "roommate/bunny fucker" out of house after 30 years of cohabitation?

Hey Bear, are you and Bunny considered a "common law" marriage? More deets.
 
Handicappers said:
@dbldwn711
In your opinion as a 7-11 asst. manager, is it legal to kick a "roommate/bunny fucker" out of house after 30 years of cohabitation?

Hey Bear, are you and Bunny considered a "common law" marriage? More deets.
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ya know handi, I’m not sure if it’s legal or not but I sure as shit wouldn’t leave unless those cabinets came with me. I’d tell bunny “I’m leaving but I’m taking these fucking cabinets with me!”
 
So let me get this straight...she hag can't/won't throw her 30 year old deadbeat son out, but can toss out the fuckin kitchen-building cripple?

Legs or no legs, I think you should fight your son. Just lure him in for a hug, and then headlock and dead drop that bech. All yer weight on his neck and head...couple good left hooks to the nose with yer free hand.
 
dbldwn711 said:
ya know handi, I’m not sure if it’s legal or not but I sure as shit wouldn’t leave unless those cabinets came with me. I’d tell bunny “I’m leaving but I’m taking these fucking cabinets with me!”
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Waits until he fixes the place up and then kicks him out? Fuck that.
 
It sounds we like we need the sons online info and it’s time for a little field trip.
 
beardown07 said:
So let me get this straight...she hag can't/won't throw her 30 year old deadbeat son out, but can toss out the fuckin kitchen-building cripple?

Legs or no legs, I think you should fight your son. Just lure him in for a hug, and then headlock and dead drop that bech. All yer weight on his neck and head...couple good left hooks to the nose with yer free hand.
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There's this fuckwad from the Night Shift that keeps comparing me to Thumper. I wanna fuck his shit up too, hell yeah, thanks for the idea!
 
Parka said:
Me and Bunny are finished. This is her idea to split. And it is total BS that anger issues are the reason.

I will talk to a lawyer too. Just because we aren't married, I hope she can't put me out destitute, like she's breaking up with some boy friend she dated for a few months. It feels like I'm calling her bluff but neither of us is bluffing.
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Dude you do have anger issues and you can just go through your posts to see it. You go off at odd times and go foul quickly when you do. I can only imagine what is going on in your house. You’re lucky Bunny has put up with it as long as she has.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Dude you do have anger issues and you can just go through your posts to see it. You go off at odd times and go foul quickly when you do. I can only imagine what is going on in your house. You’re lucky Bunny has put up with it as long as she has.
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Go fuck yourself, to death, on a barbed wire fence post, you piece of shit. This does not come from a place of anger, but from an obvious deserved connotation.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Go fuck yourself, to death, on a barbed wire fence post, you piece of shit. This does not come from a place of anger, but from an obvious deserved connotation.
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Whoa, did you end up with food poisoning on Thanksgiving, and you're taking it out on @Wild Turkey , or something?
 
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