A Pleasant Wednesday thread

This thread isn't all that pleasant after all. Sheesh. Merry fucking Christmas and Happy goddamned Holidays.
George Costanza Seinfeld GIF
 
you better take a pregnancy test, he is very fertile.
And prone to twins! Yeesh! Better take a bleach bath!
 
And prone to twins! Yeesh! Better take a bleach bath!
d...does that work?

asking for a friend...with benefits
 
d...does that work?

asking for a friend...with benefits
well he did just announce his 5 month old son died yesterday. i don't see how any of this makes the thread any more pleasant, though. the bonfire making fun of his standup special was funny, though.

 
well he did just announce his 5 month old son died yesterday. i don't see how any of this makes the thread any more pleasant, though. the bonfire making fun of his standup special was funny, though.


dammit...this went very wrong
 
Rob loves to tell people what they are, regardless of accuracy

Im just a casual observer. Nobody made silly atheists drop their guard and celebrate Christmas like the posers they obviously are.

Weird to blame me for your actions.
 
Im just a casual observer. Nobody made silly atheists drop their guard and celebrate Christmas like the posers they obviously are.

Weird to blame me for your actions.
Ah yes, the Christ-like teaching of "be a titanic asshole to thy neighbors."

I love that part of the Bible.

Also, the verses where they describe decorating evergreen trees are top-notch, too.
 
Ah yes, the Christ-like teaching of "be a titanic asshole to thy neighbors."

I love that part of the Bible.

Also, the verses where they describe decorating evergreen trees are top-notch, too.
don't forget "thou shall purchase thy children a basketball hoop for thee to dunk on them"
 
Christians just gotta get onboard with the idea that we stole their holiday, which is cool since they stole it in the first place. It’s a secular holiday now, fully embraced by non-believers.
 
Ah yes, the Christ-like teaching of "be a titanic asshole to thy neighbors."

I love that part of the Bible.

Also, the verses where they describe decorating evergreen trees are top-notch, too.
just wait until you get to the part about a giant bunny
 
Ah yes, the Christ-like teaching of "be a titanic asshole to thy neighbors."
That’s on you, cosplay. You’re the atheist celebrating Christmas. Not me.
 
t’s a secular holiday now, fully embraced by non-believers.

Just something posers say. Real atheists (obviously none of you are or know any) absolutely do not celebrate Christmas under any circumstances.
 
Christians just gotta get onboard with the idea that we stole their holiday, which is cool since they stole it in the first place. It’s a secular holiday now, fully embraced by non-believers.
they should have protected it better

like the Jews and Hanukah

no one outside of the Jewish faith wants to celebrate Hanukah

too much work with lighting candles and stuff and not enough fun songs
 
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