A Pleasant Wednesday thread

[RobBase]

Never claimed to be an atheist.

Then I’m obviously not talking about you.

 

[ill]

my mom just drove off with my car.

hopefully she doesn't crash

but if she does, you get that new car you've been wanting.

but obviously without hurting her

 

[Bender]

why is this poser christian even talking about christmas when today is the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception?

 

[williewilliejuan]

they should have protected it better

like the Jews and Hanukah

no one outside of the Jewish faith wants to celebrate Hanukah

too much work with lighting candles and stuff and not enough fun songs

It’s not even a major holiday for them.

 

[RobBase]

they should have protected it better

Or you could show some integrity and stick your goddess guns on Christmas Day instead of celebrating it like a poser.

 

[ill]

Or you could show some integrity and stick your goddess guns on Christmas Day instead of celebrating it like a poser.

my goddess guns?

 

[Bender]

but if she does, you get that new car you've been wanting.

but obviously without hurting her

don't think she got into the casks of wine he bought for her arrival yet.

 

[Inquisitor]

just wait until you get to the part about a giant bunny

Damn Haretics!

 

[ill]

don't think she got into the casks of wine he bought for her arrival yet.

my mom also loves her some Carlo Rossi wine

 

[williewilliejuan]

my mom also loves her some Carlos Rossi wine

Is that like a Mexican version of Carlo Rossi?

 

[ill]

Is that like a Mexican version of Carlo Rossi?

yes

and autocorrect

 

[Kburjr]

Damn Haretics!

Nice

 

[Bender]

my goddess guns?

goddess guns? fine if you guys really want me to post a ton of NSFW shemale pics, who am i to say no...

 

[Guy Incognito]

just wait until you get to the part about a giant bunny

 

[Guy Incognito]

why is this poser christian even talking about christmas when today is the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception?

Which fits the timeline of the birth of Christ approximately three weeks later.

 

[MTVike]

Just something posers say. Real atheists (obviously none of you are or know any) absolutely do not celebrate Christmas under any circumstances.

You mean, like Jewish people atheists?

 

[Bender]

Which fits the timeline of the birth of Christ approximately three weeks later.

 

[RobBase]

Oh good. This is the part where are the “religion free” atheists tighten their fedoras and talk about how stupid Jesus and the Bible is while simultaneously chatting w each other about celebrating Christmas.

Always good for a laugh.

 

[Kburjr]

You mean, like Jewish people atheists?

Let's go get Chinese.

 

[Inquisitor]

Nice

When you worship a god of chocolate, does it matter if it is solid or hollow?