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Crud. Just realized that I probably shouldn't use the little "gingerbread" people I made because i made them out of sugar cookie dough, which means they are white so all the POC are going to get offended now.

Maybe I'll outfit them with little AR-15s, masks and skateboards. What could go wrong?
 
moxie said:
Crud. Just realized that I probably shouldn't use the little "gingerbread" people I made because i made them out of sugar cookie dough, which means they are white so all the POC are going to get offended now.

Maybe I'll outfit them with little AR-15s, masks and skateboards. What could go wrong?
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Ahh yes,,, The "antifa" look... :heh:
 
moxie said:
Crud. Just realized that I probably shouldn't use the little "gingerbread" people I made because i made them out of sugar cookie dough, which means they are white so all the POC are going to get offended now.

Maybe I'll outfit them with little AR-15s, masks and skateboards. What could go wrong?
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Burn the next batch. Problem solved.
 
moxie said:
Crud. Just realized that I probably shouldn't use the little "gingerbread" people I made because i made them out of sugar cookie dough, which means they are white so all the POC are going to get offended now.

Maybe I'll outfit them with little AR-15s, masks and skateboards. What could go wrong?
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You could go all stereotypey as well. Burn one batch darkly and have them holding up the other snowpeople. Moderately burn another batch and have them enter your village illegally. Burn another one lightly and have them eat your ginger dog.…
 
I forgot that they gave us a $50 GC for GrubHub for this decorating contest shit. I go to put in my order and look at the fees, tax, tips, etc. Now, I'm fine paying tips, but these motherfuckers are trying to calculate 20% on the food+delivery fee+taxes. That's not how it works! Fuckers.
 
moxie said:
I forgot that they gave us a $50 GC for GrubHub for this decorating contest shit. I go to put in my order and look at the fees, tax, tips, etc. Now, I'm fine paying tips, but these motherfuckers are trying to calculate 20% on the food+delivery fee+taxes. That's not how it works! Fuckers.
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Better than Minneapolis. They tack on an 18% “fair wage” tax, in addition to state sales and a local county tax and you’re still expected to tip after that.
 
williewilliejuan said:
You may be right. I never cared shit one about earthquakes unless one was actively occurring and even then, they’re over so fast you know right away when you’re fucked or not. Tornadoes freak me right the fuck out.
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I reached my conclusion after many conversations.
People from out here don't understand why earthquakes freak me out, I can't understand why they are so afraid of tornadoes, and those from hurricane country tend to scoff at those of us who think anything less than a direct hit from a category 4 or above is worrisome (I may be a bit off on the specifics of the hurricane folks, but you get my drift).
 


yea BABY

go DEACS

but uh, i'll probably arrive at the game near tip-off
 
I've gotta go get measured for a tuxedo Saturday. I might blow my brains out. I've been a groomsman a bunch of times, never been a best man. I think I'll lead off my speech with that joke about fucking a goat.

If I ever get married, the groomsmen attire will be overalls and pearl snaps as God intended.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I've gotta go get measured for a tuxedo Saturday. I might blow my brains out. I've been a groomsman a bunch of times, never been a best man. I think I'll lead off my speech with that joke about fucking a goat.

If I ever get married, the groomsmen attire will be overalls and pearl snaps as God intended.
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tbh, it isn't that hard. i wrote bullet points the morning of the wedding, didn't really practice it at all + then crushed it that night

the bride's family was super impressed
 
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