tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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tbh, it isn't that hard. i wrote bullet points the morning of the wedding, didn't really practice it at all + then crushed it that night

the bride's family was super impressed
I sound a lot like Carl from Slingblade. Speeches aren't really my thing. I'll figure it out though. I just hope there's a better crop of bridesmaids than there were at my brother's wedding. My SIL has some ugly friends.
 
Steelers at Vikings tonight. Two teams just embarrassed by the Lions.

Right @moxie ?
Get it right - We tied with the lions for most embarrassing.

But since there are no viqueens fans here on the NS, this is Steeler Country, bech.
 
Better than Minneapolis. They tack on an 18% “fair wage” tax, in addition to state sales and a local county tax and you’re still expected to tip after that.
Total booshit. Increase the prices on the food and make your wages FAIR to your employees that way.
 
Ben needs to go somewhere and sit the fuck down already.
 
Get it right - We tied with the lions for most embarrassing.

But since there are no viqueens fans here on the NS, this is Steeler Country, bech.
Uhh.....think I'm gonna go hide out in the Redskins WFT board until this one is over.
 
I mean...wtf did Ben do? Get his o-line ties for Christmas? Fruitcakes? Why do they hate him?
 
It ain't over yet.

But I'm happy I already got the over. Easy money.
 
I've gotta go get measured for a tuxedo Saturday. I might blow my brains out. I've been a groomsman a bunch of times, never been a best man. I think I'll lead off my speech with that joke about fucking a goat.

If I ever get married, the groomsmen attire will be overalls and pearl snaps as God intended.
Best part about getting old is ya don't gotta do any of this stupid shit anymore.
 
72% chance to win my fantasy week this morning....

currently - 43%.. and I had Justin Jefferson....

who fell asleep in the middle of the 2nd quarter
 
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