Tuesday Is Coworker Christmas Gift Day

[ill]

Trying a different avenue for a hail Mary. Otherwise, I am just going to ballpark some numbers and call it good.

good luck, man

if you get asked, you should throw her under the bus

 

[stakesarehigh]

Ironically it is a ransomware attack

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Adding Central Florida to the list of places much better than anywhere in Minnesota.

 

[PnkPanther]

Adding Central Florida to the list of places much better than anywhere in Minnesota.

weird given your hatred of heat and humidity

 

[Bender]

Our timekeeping system was hacked over the weekend. So that's pretty cool. Quite a few companies affected

looks like you racked up 1,000 hours of overtime last pay period, keep up the good work.

 

[PnkPanther]

meeting with new coworkers in a bit, I suppose I should go shower and shave

 

[Bender]

weird given your hatred of heat and humidity

all worth it to feel like a princess.

 

[stakesarehigh]

looks like you racked up 1,000 hours of overtime last pay period, keep up the good work.

That would pay me zero dollars lol.

Bump my bonus up if you can

TiA

 

[stakesarehigh]

meeting with new coworkers in a bit, I suppose I should go shower and shave

Pretend it's a zoom meeting and wear a nice jacket with sweat pants

 

[White Knight]

meeting with new coworkers in a bit, I suppose I should go shower and shave

Don't forget to change your underwear.

 

[Kburjr]

meeting with new coworkers in a bit, I suppose I should go shower and shave

Wear your Wisconsin tie

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

weird given your hatred of heat and humidity

I mean it’s only like 80 and the humidity isn’t too bad rn.

 

[Gatorchip]

Pretend it's a zoom meeting and wear a nice jacket with sweat pants

Why the pants?

 

[Kburjr]

Why the pants?

Leather furniture

 

[Guy Incognito]

good luck, man

if you get asked, you should throw her under the bus

Got the #s I needed. She said she lost access to the system or the numbers got moved or something. Whatever, don't care, but would have been nice to be told this yesterday so I'm not scrambling to finish putting the slide together 20 minutes before the call.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Why the pants?

Fair point

I recommend going Risky Business style

 

[williewilliejuan]

Morning. Presentation with a client in about an hour. Still missing data from the one person on our end who doesn't report to me, so I can't really pressure her other than via guilt.

Is she hot?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Is she hot?

Guess I could go stalk her on LinkedIn to find out, but I don't think I have ever seen her picture.

 

[Bender]

Got the #s I needed. She said she lost access to the system or the numbers got moved or something. Whatever, don't care, but would have been nice to be told this yesterday so I'm not scrambling to finish putting the slide together 20 minutes before the call.

must be really cutting it close and stressing out as to have the time to give us an update before the meeting.

 

[Guy Incognito]

must be really cutting it close and stressing out as to have the time to give us an update before the meeting.

Numbers are done, I didn't get promoted by doing the bare minimum, son.