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Honey mustard.
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Save the honey for mustard. Mix maple syrup into the ketchup
 
I just wanted something to rant about honestly.

Well I can switch gears to how my last ex messaged me after 7 years and regrets ever leaving me. That's been a fun back and forth with her.

It's a weird mix of emotions. Pretty cool that she regrets doing just about the worst thing anyone has ever done to me but it's like huh....so all that to land here eh? You suck lady. Wtf
I mean, at least she recognizes that she was shitty about it. Seven years is a bit of a delay, though.
























Did she send any nudes?
 
this bitch says otherwise


Save the honey for mustard. Mix maple syrup into the ketchup

I often tell the places I frequent I shall only indulge in their catsup if they mixed in some syrup for me
 
The trash can
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I mean, at least she recognizes that she was shitty about it. Seven years is a bit of a delay, though.
























Did she send any nudes?

Funny you say that I stumbled upon some from her from like 8 years ago. I showed a few friends...because...well fuck her.
 
this bitch says otherwise


Save the honey for mustard. Mix maple syrup into the ketchup
I mean, talk about taking whatever nutrition you might be getting and killing it with a sauce...
 
I just wanted something to rant about honestly.

Well I can switch gears to how my last ex messaged me after 7 years and regrets ever leaving me. That's been a fun back and forth with her.

It's a weird mix of emotions. Pretty cool that she regrets doing just about the worst thing anyone has ever done to me but it's like huh....so all that to land here eh? You suck lady. Wtf
if you want something to rant about i was in a drive thru the other day (yes, I got fries) and heard what sounded like a burst of 4 shots somewhere in the distance. figured it was probably something else and then it happened again like 4 seconds later, at which point i was like, yeah those are gun shots, be cool if this line moved a bit quicker. happened a third time before I left. apparently it's a thing to get your exhaust modified to do that. fucking cunts.
 
if you want something to rant about i was in a drive thru the other day (yes, I got fries) and heard what sounded like a burst of 4 shots somewhere in the distance. figured it was probably something else and then it happened again like 4 seconds later, at which point i was like, yeah those are gun shots, be cool if this line moved a bit quicker. happened a third time before I left. apparently it's a thing to get your exhaust modified to do that. fucking cunts.
Yeah, some twat around here has that on his car. Can't stand it. At least his motor is stupid loud, so I know that it's not shooting, and he's definitely got a micropenis.
 
if you want something to rant about i was in a drive thru the other day (yes, I got fries) and heard what sounded like a burst of 4 shots somewhere in the distance. figured it was probably something else and then it happened again like 4 seconds later, at which point i was like, yeah those are gun shots, be cool if this line moved a bit quicker. happened a third time before I left. apparently it's a thing to get your exhaust modified to do that. fucking cunts.

That def should be illegal

Equivalent of yelling fire in a theatre
 
this bitch says otherwise


Save the honey for mustard. Mix maple syrup into the ketchup
yes, because the thing that sweet potatoes need is maple syrup
 
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