tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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I bet moxie barely has enough counter space to place a coffee cup.
Hashtag fax, sister! I’m currently in one of my crisis modes where I’m getting pushed out of my living space by “stuff”. I cleaned the bathroom & kitchen yesterday but even planning the attack on the rest is giving me “burn it to the ground and find something new” vibes.
 
Hashtag fax, sister! I’m currently in one of my crisis modes where I’m getting pushed out of my living space by “stuff”. I cleaned the bathroom & kitchen yesterday but even planning the attack on the rest is giving me “burn it to the ground and find something new” vibes.

OK, Shanice.
 
Hashtag fax, sister! I’m currently in one of my crisis modes where I’m getting pushed out of my living space by “stuff”. I cleaned the bathroom & kitchen yesterday but even planning the attack on the rest is giving me “burn it to the ground and find something new” vibes.
Had my wife convinced that we needed to clear out the pantry a few weeks ago. She agreed, but she hates to get rid of stuff. So the night before I made her watch hoarders, like 3 back to back episodes. We filled up 2 giant rolling garbage cans of shit.

Now all she sees is more room for new stuff I think.
 
Same fam...our new air fryer just dropped this morning, it's going to replace our deep fryer -- which I believe has only been around for 2 or 3 years itself.
And if your wife is anything like mine, she won’t even let me display my fleshlight on the counter.
 
Had my wife convinced that we needed to clear out the pantry a few weeks ago. She agreed, but she hates to get rid of stuff. So the night before I made her watch hoarders, like 3 back to back episodes. We filled up 2 giant rolling garbage cans of shit.

Now all she sees is more room for new stuff I think.
The other day, I had Hoarders running and then switched to “My 600 lb life”.

My wife was like “What the fuck are you trying to say here?”
 
Had my wife convinced that we needed to clear out the pantry a few weeks ago. She agreed, but she hates to get rid of stuff. So the night before I made her watch hoarders, like 3 back to back episodes. We filled up 2 giant rolling garbage cans of shit.

Now all she sees is more room for new stuff I think.
The top shelf of my closet is filled four rows high of stacked shoe boxes. On the outside, I have post its on some of the ones that don’t have a cute little picture on the outside so I know what’s inside without having to get it down. One of the notes says “ugly black low boots”. Like- if I’m calling them ugly, why the fuck am I keeping them?! Another says “wedge espadrille - needs repair” SO FIX THEM OR TOSS THEM!

Because I’m thinking…if I get rid of them, I’ll have the space to put some of the ones piling on the bottom of the closet up there and have room for more down here! :L
 
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The headline should be: "What it's like to be a white woman named LaKiesha while posing as a Mexican"
 
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