tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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Love this new South Park special.

Fucking Butters' NFTs

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Since @beardown07 wants to hear more kvetching this afternoon:

I finally called the place I was trying to order from yesterday. Spoke to a rep, went through the whole thing with the lady about how the website doesn't match the catalog, eck settra. She finally says "would you like to place an order over the phone?" So I says, yeah, let's do this.

She's real deliberate, going through everything reeeeeal slow like, and with a hint of Stepford in her voice. Confirms my email, name, address, everything but the CC info. Then we get down to ordering, and the thing I want, she says "Sorry, that item has been discontinued."

Now, I haven't blown muh top yet (the meditation has been working to some degree), I'm feeling somewhat in control, but I had to stop and ask, "is there ANYTHING from your actual catalog that exists? I mean, I just got this thing a week or two ago, and its the CHRISTMAS catalog, now you're telling me all the christmas stuff is gone? This is why I couldn't find any of it on the web yesterday?"

She comes back in that same Stepford cadence with, "I'm sorry that the item you requested is no longer available, but we have many other fine products, like our holiday collection of petit fours.."

Now HERE is where I almost blowed it. I interrupted: "Excuse me, but I did not call to ask about petit fours. I don't even know what petit fours are, and I'm almost certain that if I DID, I would still not want them. I called about Christmas tin #2, and if you don't have that, I'm afraid I can't complete this transaction."

"...in addition to our holiday petit fours collection, we also have an array of many other holiday favorites, such as--"

And right here is where I hung up before I screamed into the phone
 
trojanfan12 said:
I have my eyes on a pizza oven that I want to get after the holidays. I dont need other cool stuff blurring that vision. lol
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Oooh...which one? I don't have any space outside, either so I can't have one. And I have pizza probably 3-4 times a year, so I really don't need one.

Which one do you think I should I get?

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moxie said:
And if it was just your posts all day?

"What's hammer doing right now? Where's hammer? Has hammer been here? I got shitfuck hammered and fell out of my boat in the garage again last night, strained my coccyx and twisted my taint. I'm gonna go paint a picture of my asshole dog shitting in my shoe."
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"My neck!!"
 
Hu War Yu said:
Since @beardown07 wants to hear more kvetching this afternoon:

I finally called the place I was trying to order from yesterday. Spoke to a rep, went through the whole thing with the lady about how the website doesn't match the catalog, eck settra. She finally says "would you like to place an order over the phone?" So I says, yeah, let's do this.

She's real deliberate, going through everything reeeeeal slow like, and with a hint of Stepford in her voice. Confirms my email, name, address, everything but the CC info. Then we get down to ordering, and the thing I want, she says "Sorry, that item has been discontinued."

Now, I haven't blown muh top yet (the meditation has been working to some degree), I'm feeling somewhat in control, but I had to stop and ask, "is there ANYTHING from your actual catalog that exists? I mean, I just got this thing a week or two ago, and its the CHRISTMAS catalog, now you're telling me all the christmas stuff is gone? This is why I couldn't find any of it on the web yesterday?"

She comes back in that same Stepford cadence with, "I'm sorry that the item you requested is no longer available, but we have many other fine products, like our holiday collection of petit fours.."

Now HERE is where I almost blowed it. I interrupted: "Excuse me, but I did not call to ask about petit fours. I don't even know what petit fours are, and I'm almost certain that if I DID, I would still not want them. I called about Christmas tin #2, and if you don't have that, I'm afraid I can't complete this transaction."

"...in addition to our holiday petit fours collection, we also have an array of many other holiday favorites, such as--"

And right here is where I hung up before I screamed into the phone
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Will Ferrell Elf GIF by filmeditor
 
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