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Was the wood treated when installed and had it been regularly coated with water sealer or water proof stain?
 
Was the wood treated when installed and had it been regularly coated with water sealer or water proof stain?
It was installed roughly 600 years ago, not sure if they had stain back then.

jk... I dunno. It's the deck. The HOA had started redoing a bunch of them right before the pandy hit (they have a list they send out in the newsletter, this building is not on that list, which is probably good since the 48 messicans they hired only work on one at a time, for approximately 4 months per deck, but not when it's raining. Or when it's sunny. Or the morning. Or afternoon. But they are out there, with saw horses, sawing shit, leaving their caulking guns in the shrubbery and sitting around, having lunch again.
 
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I'm ax'in because MAXIE could be the one that gets hurt! WTF would you do then, huh?! Heartless fuck!

so you want to fall and sue someone???


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I'm a fairly superstitious idiot when it suits me. This is the second time a bird has flown into the house and I was pretty sure it's a bad omen (bringing death or bad message) so I googled. but I'm going to say it's either tilted in my favor or cancelled out since it was that dang aggressive hummingbird again and hummingbirds are good luck :D

Isn't he supposed to be somewhere far from here already? It's DECEMBER!
 
Ahh! The ol' backhand! Classic.

I once had a little extra zing in my zang and I was backing out of a parking spot, with the boyfriend riding shotgun. Fuckface had the window down and simultaneously banged on the roof and yelled, "WATCH OUT!!", making me slam on the brakes because I thought I was going to hit someone/thing. He finds it endlessly hilarious and starts laughing his face off. We all know what happened next^

My bad.
 
Ahh! The ol' backhand! Classic.

I once had a little extra zing in my zang and I was backing out of a parking spot, with the boyfriend riding shotgun. Fuckface had the window down and simultaneously banged on the roof and yelled, "WATCH OUT!!", making me slam on the brakes because I thought I was going to hit someone/thing. He finds it endlessly hilarious and starts laughing his face off. We all know what happened next^

My bad.

So you're an abuser. I am shocked, I tell you, shocked at this.
 
Ahh! The ol' backhand! Classic.

I once had a little extra zing in my zang and I was backing out of a parking spot, with the boyfriend riding shotgun. Fuckface had the window down and simultaneously banged on the roof and yelled, "WATCH OUT!!", making me slam on the brakes because I thought I was going to hit someone/thing. He finds it endlessly hilarious and starts laughing his face off. We all know what happened next^

My bad.
LOL. Every time my wife parks, I make a dragged out crashing sound...lulz...like she's powering through it. :lol:
 
So you're an abuser. I am shocked, I tell you, shocked at this.
Yeah, real dumb. I did it for practically nothing - did you know that people will pay good money for that?



I've decided that my morning coffee is trying to be Oogie Boogie today :dance:
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I'm a fairly superstitious idiot when it suits me. This is the second time a bird has flown into the house and I was pretty sure it's a bad omen (bringing death or bad message) so I googled. but I'm going to say it's either tilted in my favor or cancelled out since it was that dang aggressive hummingbird again and hummingbirds are good luck :D

Isn't he supposed to be somewhere far from here already? It's DECEMBER!


One of the many things which never ceases to amaze me about the Bay Area (but in this instance in a good way) is that hummingbirds are year-'round.

As for birds flying into houses being a bad omen, I've only heard if one flies into your window it's a bad omen ... not just flying into your house.
I've also heard a bird shitting on your head is considered good luck in some cultures. Fortunately, my li'l forays into being a superstitious idiot do not extend to thinking a bird shitting on my head is good luck. I'd rather go without the good luck, thankyouverymuch.
 
One of the many things which never ceases to amaze me about the Bay Area (but in this instance in a good way) is that hummingbirds are year-'round.

As for birds flying into houses being a bad omen, I've only heard if one flies into your window it's a bad omen ... not just flying into your house.
I've also heard a bird shitting on your head is considered good luck in some cultures. Fortunately, my li'l forays into being a superstitious idiot do not extend to thinking a bird shitting on my head is good luck. I'd rather go without the good luck, thankyouverymuch.
Had a pigeon try to perch on my head a few weeks ago. I was wearing my hood up at the time, and wingedwheel's cousin landed on it for a second before I reacted and shooed him away. I sent a text to my family laughing about it, and my son texts back: "you are blessed"
 
Had a pigeon try to perch on my head a few weeks ago. I was wearing my hood up at the time, and wingedwheel's cousin landed on it for a second before I reacted and shooed him away. I sent a text to my family laughing about it, and my son texts back: "you are blessed"
You sure it wasn't pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 sending her scouts after you?
 
LOL. Every time my wife parks, I make a dragged out crashing sound...lulz...like she's powering through it. :lol:

I was over at my best friends house a few years ago. He was changing out his porch light fixture with a new one. I happened to walk by just as he was touching the wires and went BZZZZZT...

he almost fell off the stepstool he was standing on.
 
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