tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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trojanfan12 said:
I was over at my best friends house a few years ago. He was changing out his porch light fixture with a new one. I happened to walk by just as he was touching the wires and went BZZZZZT...

he almost fell off the stepstool he was standing on.
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You fookin' ace hole! :spit:
 
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Several Idiots at work are all on a conference call, nobody using headphones, there's a ton of echo and it's only a matter of time before it lapses into full-blown feedback.

And there it goes....
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I've also heard a bird shitting on your head is considered good luck in some cultures. Fortunately, my li'l forays into being a superstitious idiot do not extend to thinking a bird shitting on my head is good luck.
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There's bird shit, and then there's massive, radar guided sea gull bird shit. Always, always, always wore a cap when fishing offshore. If I got hit, I'd throw the cap away since that type of bird shit is caustic as hell; the cap was ruined.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
There's bird shit, and then there's massive, radar guided sea gull bird shit. Always, always, always wore a cap when fishing offshore. If I got hit, I'd throw the cap away since that type of bird shit is caustic as hell; the cap was ruined.
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Fascinating

No wait, it's the other thing...tedious
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
You wouldn't know good literature even if a seagull dropped a steaming pile of it right between your eyes.
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like the old sears catalogs?

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
You wouldn't know good literature even if a seagull dropped a steaming pile of it right between your eyes.
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Good literature??? It's you posting three sentences about how you've been crapped on multiple times by seagulls

Checkov, it's not
 
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