tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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Was just told that we'll be moving offices after the New Year because of the roof damage last week. I hate moving, I think I'll just burn this bech down instead.
 
Inquisitor said:
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Get back to your wessel
 
Yippee! I received the present I picked out for being first loser in the gingerbread house contest! When I picked it out, the website said it didn't have the glasses I wanted (it's s set w/2 glasses, a vermouth atomizer and a cocktail book) and I thought I was going to get the ugly, no stem martini glasses. I got the coupes! Would have been fine with the negroni ones, too. But SCORE! i'mma be having all the pisco sours in fancy glasses! And bonus- they're the same brand as my mixing set!
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
There's bird shit, and then there's massive, radar guided sea gull bird shit. Always, always, always wore a cap when fishing offshore. If I got hit, I'd throw the cap away since that type of bird shit is caustic as hell; the cap was ruined.
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:rip: @Winged_Wheel88

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moxie said:
Yippee! I received the present I picked out for being first loser in the gingerbread house contest! When I picked it out, the website said it didn't have the glasses I wanted (it's s set w/2 glasses, a vermouth atomizer and a cocktail book) and I thought I was going to get the ugly, no stem martini glasses. I got the coupes! Would have been fine with the negroni ones, too. But SCORE! i'mma be having all the pisco sours in fancy glasses! And bonus- they're the same brand as my mixing set!
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Congrats!! :beer2:
 
Hu War Yu said:
But none of what you wrote made me feel at all sympathetic towards the main character
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The main character was seagull crap! You aren't supposed to be sympathetic toward it. You should have identified its vile nature and despise its effect on the protagonist.

Literature is lost on you. Stick to time card management.
 
moxie said:
Yippee! I received the present I picked out for being first loser in the gingerbread house contest! When I picked it out, the website said it didn't have the glasses I wanted (it's s set w/2 glasses, a vermouth atomizer and a cocktail book) and I thought I was going to get the ugly, no stem martini glasses. I got the coupes! Would have been fine with the negroni ones, too. But SCORE! i'mma be having all the pisco sours in fancy glasses! And bonus- they're the same brand as my mixing set!
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Negroni? You racist
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
Negroni? You racist
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Wth is wrong with you?

I clearly inferred that I would accept the negroni glasses, had they shown up. Your divisive remarks only serve to inflame and exacerbate an already sensitive situation and will not be tolerated. We have taken tremendous strides in repairing the discord sown from years of racial inequities inflicted upon us by all the wops, jews, spics, japs, JAPs, mexies and ching chong china whores (*cough* @Mcnabb7542 *cough* ). Be better. Peace be with you and also with you, cracker.
 
moxie said:
Wth is wrong with you?

I clearly inferred that I would accept the negroni glasses, had they shown up. Your divisive remarks only serve to inflame and exacerbate an already sensitive situation and will not be tolerated. We have taken tremendous strides in repairing the discord sown from years of racial inequities inflicted upon us by all the wops, jews, spics, japs, JAPs, mexies and ching chong china whores (*cough* @Mcnabb7542 *cough* ). Be better. Peace be with you and also with you, cracker.
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