tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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packerzrule said:
Meh, most of the so called "protocols" don't make any sense at all.

Having to social distance and wear a mask when you go into a restaurant but then allowed to take your mask off when eating/drinking.


Da fuq?
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My favorite is the supermarket, where everyone at the checkout is 6 feet distanced, causing them to be a giant clusterfuck at the front of the store/front of the aisles.
 
packerzrule said:
Meh, most of the so called "protocols" don't make any sense at all.

Having to social distance and wear a mask when you go into a restaurant but then allowed to take your mask off when eating/drinking.


Da fuq?
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Yeah, our presenter was like, "here's the areas to network and here's the places for food & drinks. We don't recommend networking while eating, since you won't be wearing a mask."

But you have 10 chairs around one table. So nice of the covid to stay in its space. Just like the smoke in smoking sections of restaurants!
 
Or the sneeze guards in front of the cashier that just handled my cash and handed me my groceries, and that I end up having to talk around cuz they can't hear me cuz of said goddamned divider.
 
moxie said:
Has Tony Fauci signed up here yet? I have a very important question to ask about covid. Maybe someone else can help me out in the meantime...

What the FUCK does having only one entrance/egress to a facility do to reduce the spread of a contagious disease? It seems 100% counterintuitive to me. Open all the doors and you have less traffic jams and less people bumping into each other with their dirty, germ infested selves.
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he might go bye bye soon

 
beardown07 said:
My favorite is the supermarket, where everyone at the checkout is 6 feet distanced, causing them to be a giant clusterfuck at the front of the store/front of the aisles.
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My supermarket made each of the aisles "one way"... The even had BIG arrows on the aisle floors. They had finally gotten rid of that policy but now that the new guvnor has mandated a masking and/or proof of vax requirement starting today, I'll be curious if the supermarket will be implementing those previous policies. :rolleyes2:
 
beardown07 said:
Or the sneeze guards in front of the cashier that just handled my cash and handed me my groceries.
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They took them down at Michael's! They were so annoying. Little rectangle cut out of the bottom - seriously, like 8" wide x 4" tall. Do they realize most of the shit they sell is bigger than that? And they have about 5" of counterspace to put all your shit on for them to ring up.
 
packerzrule said:
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There ya go, just cram the food through those six slots
 
CorpRebel said:
My supermarket made each of the aisles "one way"... The even had BIG arrows on the aisle floors. They had finally gotten rid of that policy but now that the new guvnor has mandated a masking and/or proof of vax requirement starting today, I'll be curious if the supermarket will be implementing those previous policies. :rolleyes2:
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Ya, I deliberately ignored those in the beginning. They can go fuck themselves with that Handmaid's Tale bullshit.
 
Fuck all the nonsense. Got my 3rd shot of Moderna so I'm not worried. I've also probably had the virus. Business as usual in my empire.
 
beardown07 said:
My favorite is the supermarket, where everyone at the checkout is 6 feet distanced, causing them to be a giant clusterfuck at the front of the store/front of the aisles.
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Our line wraps around the entire store. You'll be in aisle six, telling someone, "excuse me, I want to get the spaghetti-o's" and they'll be all "This is the line!"
 
moxie said:
Yeah, our presenter was like, "here's the areas to network and here's the places for food & drinks. We don't recommend networking while eating, since you won't be wearing a mask."

But you have 10 chairs around one table. So nice of the covid to stay in its space. Just like the smoke in smoking sections of restaurants!
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We just got the new gubbaner's mandate, followed quickly by the landlord's protocols. The hilarious part was when they said "maintain 6 feet of distance, including on elevators (which is impossible, they aren't wide enough), or take the stairs (I work on the 29th floor)
 
Hu War Yu said:
Our line wraps around the entire store. You'll be in aisle six, telling someone, "excuse me, I want to get the spaghetti-o's" and they'll be all "This is the line!"
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The worst is when you see one person unloading their shit on the conveyor belt as you're rounding the corner and you're like, "YES!! Short line!" then you start to get in behind them and look down the aisle that aligns with that register...
8 fucking people deep :L

Guess i'll pretend to keep shopping so I don't look like the dickhead that just tried to cut the line.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Fuck all the nonsense. Got my 3rd shot of Moderna so I'm not worried. I've also probably had the virus. Business as usual in my empire.
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So just to get this straight...a black man, that worked for a fortune 500 company, only likes super thin girls, is a coupon and costco whore, and rushed out to get three doses of newly implemented, government-sponsored vaccines?

Jonah Hill Ok GIF
 
beardown07 said:
So just to get this straight...a black man, that worked for a fortune 500 company, only likes super thin girls, is a coupon and costco whore, and rushed out to get three doses of newly implemented, government-sponsored vaccines?

Jonah Hill Ok GIF
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Bet he loves pumpkin spice lattes, too.
 
beardown07 said:
My favorite is the supermarket, where everyone at the checkout is 6 feet distanced, causing them to be a giant clusterfuck at the front of the store/front of the aisles.
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Did the arrows down alternating aisles ever make it to Montana?

edit: lol awfuq Corp got me.
 
beardown07 said:
So just to get this straight...a black man, that worked for a fortune 500 company, only likes super thin girls, is a coupon and costco whore, and rushed out to get three doses of newly implemented, government-sponsored vaccines?

Jonah Hill Ok GIF
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Fortune 50 company. And I'll even go for up to a size 8 chick. But otherwise yes, that's correct.
 
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