tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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Yell at someone! Make it super awkward, too! Scream about all the TP and all the dirty towels! Tell WHOEVER IT IS to stop flushing their tampons! DO IT!!!

Pizza Yes GIF
 
moxie said:
Yell at someone! Make it super awkward, too! Scream about all the TP and all the dirty towels! Tell WHOEVER IT IS to stop flushing their tampons! DO IT!!!

Pizza Yes GIF
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I came out of my office between meetings and couldn’t even find a place to pee. I have five fucking bathrooms in my house and they were all occupied. I ain’t gonna make it.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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Take a deep breath, full of pot smoke, and relax bruh
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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Sounds like a caring family trying to save you from becoming “and a Diet Coke” guy
 
williewilliejuan said:
I came out of my office between meetings and couldn’t even find a place to pee. I have five fucking bathrooms in my house and they were all occupied. I ain’t gonna make it.
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Guess it's a good thing I didn't swap places with you. Somebody would have walked in on me squatting in their suitcase.

I did hit the mall again earlier today and powershopped nearly all of the remainder of my list. Just need some underpants and boxes to put it all in.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I quit smoking pot 25 years ago and have no idea how to get some in Texas or I would. Fuck, in Cali you can order it like pizza, but not here.
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I thought everybody had a hookup? I've only smoked a couple times since I started at this company, but I've always knew where to get pretty well anything you'd ever want.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I thought everybody had a hookup? I've only smoked a couple times since I started at this company, but I've always knew where to get pretty well anything you'd ever want.
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I’ve only lived here three years and haven’t ever tried. I’m sure I could find some if I tried hard enough, but it would take some doing. One of my neighbors seems to smoke on the sly (I can smell it coming out of his backyard if I walk by), so I would probably start there.
 
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