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There is some comedy though. I have an autistic nephew. I was on a Zoom meeting with a vendor (on camera) and I can see the little square with me on it and I see my nephew come into screen behind me. Then my 80 year old mother in law comes behind him and tries to pull him out. He doesn’t want to go, so they have a quick tug of war behind me and eventually she gets him out.

I acknowledged none of it. I have to wonder what they thought.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Whether it is or not won't change my plan, but is it fucked up to buy some "pet" rabbits to get my puppy trained for rabbit hunting? I've never trained a dog to hunt before. My childhood dog never had to taught to do anything because he was a badass, and my beagle is too dumb to learn.
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Braised pig's feet for dinner. Yummy.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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Soooo... How's "family life" treating you these days? :rolleyes2:

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williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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When you marry an Asian, you marry the whole damn family.

Remote relatives show up unannounced an stay for weeks at a time. Then they want the grand tour.

My wife tried to turn our marriage into immigration central. I fucking crushed that. Then she gained 60 pounds. That did it for me.

You know what? Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
When you marry an Asian, you marry the whole damn family.

Remote relatives show up unannounced an stay for weeks at a time. Then they want the grand tour.

My wife tried to turn our marriage into immigration central. I fucking crushed that. Then she gained 60 pounds. That did it for me.

You know what? Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.
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I bet she made a great kung pao chicken.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m likely going to murder someone before the week is out. Wife’s whole fucking family is here. I’m working, so I’m in my office. Go out to grab a Diet Coke. None in the fridge. Empty box next to the fridge. Four, count ‘em, four full boxes next to the empty one. Did anyone put a new one in the fridge? Nope

Go to throw away the trash bag from my lunch. Trash can is overflowing. Not one of the 13 other people can take it out. Go to put something in the recycling. It’s overflowing. Someone grabbed a shopping bag to start a new collection, but did they take the old one out and just put another in its place? Nope.

Go to the outside fridge to put in some beer I just bought (because I’m fucking over it ) and there’s way too much space in there. Oh, someone drank the last bottled water. Did they replace it with one of the three cases next to the fridge? Nope.

Someone is going to die soon. Either one of them by homicide or I’m going have a fucking stroke.
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:rip: williewilliewonka
 
Hope none of my neighbors went to bed early tonight - might've woken some of them up with the foozeball "commentating" I just had to do. :rant:
 
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