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It’s really awesome how broads who are in their 30s need to bring their fucking doggos everywhere. Nothing says fun times like a house full of dogs running around uncontrolled on one floor and then barking for hours being locked in bedrooms on another floor.
 
Dummy on the phone: "Hey bruh, do have any rooms tonight"
Me: "We do. It'll be $229 plus tax"
Dummy on the phone: "How much after tax"
Me: "$259"
Dummy on the phone: "Every other time i have stayed there it has been $189, WHY IS THAT"
Me: *proceeds to explain the concept of supply + demand*
Dummy on the phone: "What is demand? What do you mean"
Me: "The rate tonight is $229."
Dummy: "Alright, bruh" *Hangs up"

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More hilarity for Dole:

"Ma, if you want the Alexa to be louder, just say 'Alexa, turn up the volume'"

"TURN UP THE VOLUME ALEXA!"

"No Ma, you have to say Alexa first, to get her attention"

"ALEXA, I CAN'T HEAR!"

"Okay, I found some information on hearing aids"

"ALEXA, I WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC"

"Here's your family playlist, on Amazon music"

[proceeds to play the daughter's K-Pop]

"ALEXA, THIS IS THE WRONG MUSIC!! THE WRONG MUSIC!!"

"Here's a station you might like, Wu Tang Clan, on Amazon music"
 
Hitman Hart said:
Dummy on the phone: "Hey bruh, do have any rooms tonight"
Me: "We do. It'll be $229 plus tax"
Dummy on the phone: "How much after tax"
Me: "$259"
Dummy on the phone: "Every other time i have stayed there it has been $189, WHY IS THAT"
Me: *proceeds to explain the concept of supply + demand*
Dummy on the phone: "What is demand? What do you mean"
Me: "The rate tonight is $229."
Dummy: "Alright, bruh" *Hangs up"

:facepalm:
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I demand you supply me with a cheaper room!
 
Hu War Yu said:
More hilarity for Dole:

"Ma, if you want the Alexa to be louder, just say 'Alexa, turn up the volume'"

"TURN UP THE VOLUME ALEXA!"

"No Ma, you have to say Alexa first, to get her attention"

"ALEXA, I CAN'T HEAR!"

"Okay, I found some information on hearing aids"

"ALEXA, I WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC"

"Here's your family playlist, on Amazon music"

[proceeds to play the daughter's K-Pop]

"ALEXA, THIS IS THE WRONG MUSIC!! THE WRONG MUSIC!!"

"Here's a station you might like, Wu Tang Clan, on Amazon music"
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Sounds like you are still having a great time with the MIL
 
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Hitman Hart said:
Dummy on the phone: "Hey bruh, do have any rooms tonight"
Me: "We do. It'll be $229 plus tax"
Dummy on the phone: "How much after tax"
Me: "$259"
Dummy on the phone: "Every other time i have stayed there it has been $189, WHY IS THAT"
Me: *proceeds to explain the concept of supply + demand*
Dummy on the phone: "What is demand? What do you mean"
Me: "The rate tonight is $229."
Dummy: "Alright, bruh" *Hangs up"

:facepalm:
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People are literally dumber than cows.

Dealing with them is hell.
 
Hu War Yu said:
More hilarity for Dole:

"Ma, if you want the Alexa to be louder, just say 'Alexa, turn up the volume'"

"TURN UP THE VOLUME ALEXA!"

"No Ma, you have to say Alexa first, to get her attention"

"ALEXA, I CAN'T HEAR!"

"Okay, I found some information on hearing aids"

"ALEXA, I WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC"

"Here's your family playlist, on Amazon music"

[proceeds to play the daughter's K-Pop]

"ALEXA, THIS IS THE WRONG MUSIC!! THE WRONG MUSIC!!"

"Here's a station you might like, Wu Tang Clan, on Amazon music"
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"Mom, what do you think about us going to the top of the Empire State Bldg? There's something I'd like to show you."
 
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