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You know me- any attention is good attention!
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Standard protocol
I demand you supply me with a cheaper room!Dummy on the phone: "Hey bruh, do have any rooms tonight"
Me: "We do. It'll be $229 plus tax"
Dummy on the phone: "How much after tax"
Me: "$259"
Dummy on the phone: "Every other time i have stayed there it has been $189, WHY IS THAT"
Me: *proceeds to explain the concept of supply + demand*
Dummy on the phone: "What is demand? What do you mean"
Me: "The rate tonight is $229."
Dummy: "Alright, bruh" *Hangs up"
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Wake up, Sneetches, it’s ma birfday.Wake up, Sneetches, it's krimmins.
Ok Jesus OkWake up, Sneetches, it’s ma birfday.
More like the anti-Christ - my wifeOk Jesus Ok
ThanksLol
Happy Birthday!
Sounds like you are still having a great time with the MILMore hilarity for Dole:
"Ma, if you want the Alexa to be louder, just say 'Alexa, turn up the volume'"
"TURN UP THE VOLUME ALEXA!"
"No Ma, you have to say Alexa first, to get her attention"
"ALEXA, I CAN'T HEAR!"
"Okay, I found some information on hearing aids"
"ALEXA, I WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC"
"Here's your family playlist, on Amazon music"
[proceeds to play the daughter's K-Pop]
"ALEXA, THIS IS THE WRONG MUSIC!! THE WRONG MUSIC!!"
"Here's a station you might like, Wu Tang Clan, on Amazon music"
You're a Christmas baby?Wake up, Sneetches, it’s ma birfday.
People are literally dumber than cows.Dummy on the phone: "Hey bruh, do have any rooms tonight"
Me: "We do. It'll be $229 plus tax"
Dummy on the phone: "How much after tax"
Me: "$259"
Dummy on the phone: "Every other time i have stayed there it has been $189, WHY IS THAT"
Me: *proceeds to explain the concept of supply + demand*
Dummy on the phone: "What is demand? What do you mean"
Me: "The rate tonight is $229."
Dummy: "Alright, bruh" *Hangs up"
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"Mom, what do you think about us going to the top of the Empire State Bldg? There's something I'd like to show you."More hilarity for Dole:
"Ma, if you want the Alexa to be louder, just say 'Alexa, turn up the volume'"
"TURN UP THE VOLUME ALEXA!"
"No Ma, you have to say Alexa first, to get her attention"
"ALEXA, I CAN'T HEAR!"
"Okay, I found some information on hearing aids"
"ALEXA, I WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC"
"Here's your family playlist, on Amazon music"
[proceeds to play the daughter's K-Pop]
"ALEXA, THIS IS THE WRONG MUSIC!! THE WRONG MUSIC!!"
"Here's a station you might like, Wu Tang Clan, on Amazon music"