tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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It's pretty fun. My old boss has a set up at his house. These hipsters are probably throwing hatchets. Too limp wristed for a real axe.
My brother suggested we do it and I thought it sounded so dumb then I got there and there were a bunch of metros standing around with fancy mustaches, flannel, cuffed jeans, their fancy patina'ed boots, drinking bespoke ciders. pfft
 
My brother suggested we do it and I thought it sounded so dumb then I got there and there were a bunch of metros standing around with fancy mustaches, flannel, cuffed jeans, their fancy patina'ed boots, drinking bespoke ciders. pfft
This is exactly how all 6 fucking places are marketing themselves here.
 
Alcohol and hatchet throwing. What could possibly go wrong?

Deaths and lawsuits to follow.

They should just leave it at pool tables, darts and electronic games.
 
My brother suggested we do it and I thought it sounded so dumb then I got there and there were a bunch of metros standing around with fancy mustaches, flannel, cuffed jeans, their fancy patina'ed boots, drinking bespoke ciders. pfft
The thing that pisses me off the most about hipsters is their love of flannel jackets. I've been wearing flannel jackets for as long as I can remember and those that don't know better lump me in with em.
 
feel like every other girl on bumble around here is religious

i may have to get reconnected w/ my Catholic heritage or i can just lie

george costanza comedy GIF
You need to check out Hinge. The algorithm works so on your second day of using it they spam you with porkers, drug-addicts and trannies (to keep you on the app longer by rejecting them hoping it'll pass and get normal girls).

Fewer things are less attractive than morbidly obese women using snapchat filters with some pretentious "I'm a catch and you better treat me like a goddess"-like captions.
 
Thank you my brother.

Day 2: Kujichagulia: Self determination.
Heh ...reminds me of when MadTV made fun of Magic Johnson's horrible talk show. Al Gore was on the show for Kwaanza, and Magic was trying to go through the 7 principles, but he couldn't pronounce any of them.
 
Heh ...reminds me of when MadTV made fun of Magic Johnson's horrible talk show. Al Gore was on the show for Kwaanza, and Magic was trying to go through the 7 principles, but he couldn't pronounce any of them.

I heard about Magic Johnson's talk show. The consensus opinion was that it sucked.
 
You need to check out Hinge. The algorithm works so on your second day of using it they spam you with porkers, drug-addicts and trannies (to keep you on the app longer by rejecting them hoping it'll pass and get normal girls).

Fewer things are less attractive than morbidly obese women using snapchat filters with some pretentious "I'm a catch and you better treat me like a goddess"-like captions.

You appear to be quite familiar with those sites.
 
Like religious and decent or religious because they’re in recovery religious?

I’d say 80% of the broads when I was randomly spraying on the dating apps who were religious…because of their “former” heroine and\or meth addiction.
this line should be in the hoopla HOF
 
You need to check out Hinge. The algorithm works so on your second day of using it they spam you with porkers, drug-addicts and trannies (to keep you on the app longer by rejecting them hoping it'll pass and get normal girls).

Fewer things are less attractive than morbidly obese women using snapchat filters with some pretentious "I'm a catch and you better treat me like a goddess"-like captions.
this sounds disgusting
 
this sounds disgusting
LOL

It's actually the best app I've had used for that. It just takes a few days of them basically trolling you for the algorithm to correct itself before you actually get quality choices.
 
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