Wednesdy, December 29

[Guy Incognito]

Gameday bitches

No cancellations, plz. I'm going to need some sort of entertainment while I ice my nuts.

 

[RobBase]

I really need to do that. Not gonna lie I'm genuinely frightened

 

[Guy Incognito]

I really need to do that. Not gonna lie I'm genuinely frightened

Didn't even realize my pops got clipped back in the day. He said it was fine 30 years ago.

 

[RobBase]

If anyone has anything they want to tell my swimmers, now's the time.

You know when you go to parent teacher conferences and all the dads are fat and tired? They got their balls cut off.

 

[ill]

You know when you go to parent teacher conferences and all the dads are fat and tired? They got their balls cut off.

That's called Dad Bod.

There are women out there who like them some Dad Bod

 

[Guy Incognito]

You know when you go to parent teacher conferences and all the dads are fat and tired? They got their balls cut off.

 

[PnkPanther]

If anyone has anything they want to tell my swimmers, now's the time.

 

[RobBase]

That's called Dad Bod.

There are women out there who like them some Dad Bod

In my 20’s and 30’s I used to think Yoga pants were the greatest invention ever. Now that I’m in my 40’s w kids who spends a lot of time around mom’s. Not so much.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

No cancellations, plz. I'm going to need some sort of entertainment while I ice my nuts.

Uh?

 

[Guy Incognito]

What a time to be alive.

 

[ill]

In my 20’s and 30’s I used to think Yoga pants were the greatest invention ever. Now that I’m in my 40’s w kids who spends a lot of time around mom’s. Not so much.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Uh?

Waiting to get a vasectomy today.

Probably unnecessary, since the COVID shots were supposed to sterilize me anyway, but I'd prefer to be certain.

 

[ill]

What a time to be alive.

pretty funny commercial, to be honest

also, wood

 

[Guy Incognito]

pretty funny commercial, to be honest

also, wood

Morning wimmernz TV commercials are something else.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Waiting to get a vasectomy today.

Probably unnecessary, since the COVID shots were supposed to sterilize me anyway, but I'd prefer to be certain.

I did it many years ago. I've told this story before, but the wife had several miscarriages in between the kids, and after we had 2 children, and she had 2 more miscarriages, I figured it was enough.

Well, if I'm getting my balls cut on, I'm going to best I can find. That doctor was booked out about three months. 2 days before I go in, she was preggo again. So it was just kind of like," if it happens, it happens" but I still went through with it.

Really wasn't that bad, but I'm sure its different for everyone. Good luck bud, and RIP your baby making career.

 

[stakesarehigh]

You know when you go to parent teacher conferences and all the dads are fat and tired? They got their balls cut off.

I refuse to be fat dad.

 

[ill]

Morning wimmernz TV commercials are something else.

it feels like they are going to Poo Pourri route of advertising

also, wood for the poo pourri chick

 

[Guy Incognito]

I refuse to be fat dad.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You know when you go to parent teacher conferences and all the dads are fat and tired? They got their balls cut off.

I swear that my sex drive went up, and it was due to my nuts always being full. It had no negative affects on me at all.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I did it many years ago. I've told this story before, but the wife had several miscarriages in between the kids, and after we had 2 children, and she had 2 more miscarriages, I figured it was enough.

Well, if I'm getting my balls cut on, I'm going to best I can find. That doctor was booked out about three months. 2 days before I go in, she was preggo again. So it was just kind of like," if it happens, it happens" but I still went through with it.

Really wasn't that bad, but I'm sure its different for everyone. Good luck bud, and RIP your baby making career.

Yeah, really, should have done it last year when we were already at our deductible. Just never got around to it.

We've never gotten an answer as to why my wife had the stroke right before Tank was born. She can't take hormonal birth control because of the stroke, and I didn't get married to wear condoms until my wife hits menopause.