tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Bonquisha, you needs to complete your education before you post on here.
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I did it hours ago! Now I have to make a list of crap I need to buy for a charcuterie board and then leave the goddamn house to buy it.

After a few days of clocking over 20k steps a day, I barely broke 5k yesterday and i want it to be even less today :laugh:
 
moxie said:
I did it hours ago! Now I have to make a list of crap I need to buy for a charcuterie board and then leave the goddamn house to buy it.

After a few days of clocking over 20k steps a day, I barely broke 5k yesterday and i want it to be even less today :laugh:
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Good. Now let me know when you get down to 110 pounds.
 
Just heard the first m-80 of the day. Didn’t faze the dog so we all good.

In worse news- my blow dryer took a crap on me and Drybar is completely booked. I seriously have to buy a goddamn blow dryer today? Dis booshit, yo.
 
moxie said:
Just heard the first m-80 of the day. Didn’t faze the dog so we all good.

In worse news- my blow dryer took a crap on me and Drybar is completely booked. I seriously have to buy a goddamn blow dryer today? Dis booshit, yo.
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People who have pussy firework dogs, just don't do enough yelling and beating it. Period.

My tard cuddles up next to me, while I'm screaming at the Bears game. Fireworks ain't got shit on that.



With that said, can we outlaw commercials with fucking doorbells in em'?
 
Anyone know how to make good dumplings? My grandma made some damn good pheasant and dumplings for Christmas with some pheasant that I killed in SD and it was damn good. She wrote down the recipe for me, but while the pheasant and sauce is good, the dumplings are pretty meh. Edible, but not near as good as my grandma's. I'm still gonna take em to my NYE gathering because those hifalutin fucks don't know what good dumplings taste like, but for future reference for me. I've still got several birds in the freezer.
 
moxie said:
Just heard the first m-80 of the day. Didn’t faze the dog so we all good.

In worse news- my blow dryer took a crap on me and Drybar is completely booked. I seriously have to buy a goddamn blow dryer today? Dis booshit, yo.
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I know you're tempted, but please don't stick your head in the microwave....


.... or the oven.
 
19 fucking degrees. 5th day of hell on earth. We won't get above freezing until tomorrow, then highs in the 40s rest of next week. Finally.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Anyone know how to make good dumplings? My grandma made some damn good pheasant and dumplings for Christmas with some pheasant that I killed in SD and it was damn good. She wrote down the recipe for me, but while the pheasant and sauce is good, the dumplings are pretty meh. Edible, but not near as good as my grandma's. I'm still gonna take em to my NYE gathering because those hifalutin fucks don't know what good dumplings taste like, but for future reference for me. I've still got several birds in the freezer.
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Wish I had one. Kitchen Lady is a pretty good cook but she doesn't know many southern recipes.

And all the best dumpling recipes were never written down
 
beardown07 said:
People who have pussy firework dogs, just don't do enough yelling and beating it. Period.

My tard cuddles up next to me, while I'm screaming at the Bears game. Fireworks ain't got shit on that.



With that said, can we outlaw commercials with fucking doorbells in em'?
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And ones that have dogs barking in them?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I know you're tempted, but please don't stick your head in the microwave....


.... or the oven.
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I’ve always wished I had a detachable head that I could just toss in the dryer. Would make things so much simpler!
 
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