Why no DBOY Awards?

Aside: That gif was extracted from the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. Ann Coulter was one of the roasters for some inexplicable reason and Pete Davidson's response in that gif was to one of Coulter's "jokes". Yeah, Coulter expectedly bombed her set, but the reason I bring it up is because I was actually kinda surprised by how much every other celebrity there genuinely vehemently loathed Coulter to her face. They weren't "making fun" of her with comedic undertones like roasters do to other roasters, the mood was more like they wanted to slit her throat, piss in the open neck hole and dance around her lifeless body with merriment on stage. Pete Davidson seemed to be the most disturbed of them all with Coulter's presence. It was actually awkward and creepy. I mean, Coulter deserved some of it, but wow.
Is Davidson the geek that wears fingernail polish?
 

Ya know, if Ann would've kept the divisive politics & self-righteousness out of her set and just told some apolitical jokes, people might've warmed to her a tenth of a degree. That was her chance. Instead, every damn thing she said was politically-charged. :facepalm: The loathing directed towards her is her own damn fault.
 
It was gross and uncomfortable. When you are getting together to roast each other in good nature (even with how raw it is these days) having this kind of situation there just sucks all the air out of the room.
In roasts, not every joke lands and some do go a little too far for some people. For me, pretty much every joke lands unless it's not really a joke. There were quite a few "not really a joke" moments in that roast. It did get awkward.
 
To honor the first winner maybe @Thumper can do it.
The Crew declared war on me.

I won because the trolls and their troll den decided to gang up on me with their wannabe alts and internet bad boys.

Say it to my face!

@Mofo organized this and rigged it, and you joined in troll!

@Handicappers has a million troll alts, he'll stuff the ballot box.
 
The Crew declared war on me.

I won because the trolls and their troll den decided to gang up on me with their wannabe alts and internet bad boys.

Say it to my face!

@Mofo organized this and rigged it, and you joined in troll!

@Handicappers has a million troll alts, he'll stuff the ballot box.
how is your daughter?
 
In roasts, not every joke lands and some do go a little too far for some people. For me, pretty much every joke lands unless it's not really a joke. There were quite a few "not really a joke" moments in that roast. It did get awkward.
Watched some old school roasts with Dean Martin as host and they were pretty damn funny. Most interesting thing at a Comedy Central roast was Courtney Live slapping Andy Dick after he attempted to sexually assault her after he already sexually assaulted Pamela Anderson
 
Watched some old school roasts with Dean Martin as host and they were pretty damn funny. Most interesting thing at a Comedy Central roast was Courtney Live slapping Andy Dick after he attempted to sexually assault her after he already sexually assaulted Pamela Anderson
Yeah, Andy Dick definitely deserved to get slapped by more than just Courtney Love in that roast. He was "playing a character", but his character was a very obvious ruse to grope Pam Anderson. Courtney was more entertaining than Andy.

And I've seen some legendary roasting by Don Rickles. Rickles may be the roast GOAT.
 
Yeah, Andy Dick definitely deserved to get slapped by more than just Courtney Love in that roast. He was "playing a character", but his character was a very obvious ruse to grope Pam Anderson. Courtney was more entertaining than Andy.

And I've seen some legendary roasting by Don Rickles. Rickles may be the roast GOAT.
I think Greg Giraldo was one of the best to ever do it.
 
I thought @moxie already awarded me this one
That was just a DBOM award. Stack enough and you’re a shoe-in for the annual award.

Unless it’s changed to Butthole Poster of the Year. Pretty sure you’ve got that on lock :thumb:
 
Who even won the last time? Wasn't it that NEPATSFan guy who won because he kept pompously talking about how Q sent him and was so certain of everything because of fake avalanches, then cut tail and ran?
 
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