We got a Wednesday here!

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ThePeoplesChicken said:
No you fool. Any self respecting butcher knows you gotta get to it while they are fresh
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Yeah, but you're talking about taking a murdered corpse out to the woods, dismembering it, then rushing to get it to the freezer.

Table saw in the basement, then directly into the freezer.

For fuck's sake, it's more amateur hour than a goddamn St. Patrick's Day trip to a bar.
 
ill said:
I still don't know what you linked to on Amazon
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You can't just click the link? I can.

Krinner Tree Genie Tree Genie XXL Christmas Tree Stand, Green​

 
Guy Incognito said:
Table saw, you amateur.
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This conversation reminds me of one of the recent movies I was watching with the wife. Main character was having issues with stuff from her potential partner's past and flashed back to a conversation with her mother using some backpack analogy to describe other people's baggage and having to accept them without getting to see everything in their backpack. Holy fucking shit that movie was bad...

anyway, I turn to my wife and say "I killed a bunch of people once, heh" in my best Beavis voice.
 
Well….fun day. Not only is it back to work after 2.5 weeks off but it’s the week to close out the December numbers.

Add to that I’m coming down with the Omicron, or Flu, or cold….or whatever the fuck is going around and completely clearing drug stores of all cold medicines.

It’s been a fucking drag…..
 
big question is do I go and play trivia tonight with the Omicron going strong out there?

decisions decisions
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You can't just click the link? I can.

Krinner Tree Genie Tree Genie XXL Christmas Tree Stand, Green​

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ahh I had one of them on my Amazon Wishlist for a long while waiting for it to drop in price

I think my hardware store is doing 50% off all Christmas things, but I didn't see that in their store. I might have to look
 
Guy Incognito said:
Yeah, but you're talking about taking a murdered corpse out to the woods, dismembering it, then rushing to get it to the freezer.

Table saw in the basement, then directly into the freezer.

For fuck's sake, it's more amateur hour than a goddamn St. Patrick's Day trip to a bar.
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The kill is in the woods or dark alley. I of course will perform the dismemberment there on scene and have a ready supply of plastic bags. Then when I return home and carry in multiple plastic bags the neighbors are going to be like "Hey, Chicken just got back from the grocery store or meat market" vs. "Huh, Chicken is dragging what looks like a corpse out of his car and into the basement again"

You way is gay
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
Well….fun day. Not only is it back to work after 2.5 weeks off but it’s the week to close out the December numbers.

Add to that I’m coming down with the Omicron, or Flu, or cold….or whatever the fuck is going around and completely clearing drug stores of all cold medicines.

It’s been a fucking drag…..
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Could be worse. You could have the arduous task of cutting up a corpse with a TABLE SAW
 
ill said:
ahh I had one of them on my Amazon Wishlist for a long while waiting for it to drop in price

I think my hardware store is doing 50% off all Christmas things, but I didn't see that in their store. I might have to look
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See what DeWalt batteries are going for while you are there
 
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ill said:
ahh I had one of them on my Amazon Wishlist for a long while waiting for it to drop in price

I think my hardware store is doing 50% off all Christmas things, but I didn't see that in their store. I might have to look
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I was sticker shocked at first, but I bit the bullet and the thing is so god damned easy compared to those old rickety bitches that you have to screw the holders into the tree truck. Totally worth it.

If it lasts 10 years (will likely last more), that's $13 a year. Don't be so stingy.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I was sticker shocked at first, but I bit the bullet and the thing is so god damned easy compared to those old rickety bitches that you have to screw the holders into the tree truck. Totally worth it.

If it lasts 10 years (will likely last more), that's $13 a year. Don't be so stingy.
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oh yea, I am still using one of those rickity bitches from the 1980's.

once it is up, it's good...but fuck is it a pain getting those screws in right.

I prefer live trees, but between that stand and a live tree each year...fuck. I will never get my money's worth out of any of it.
 
Dark thread here guys
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I was sticker shocked at first, but I bit the bullet and the thing is so god damned easy compared to those old rickety bitches that you have to screw the holders into the tree truck. Totally worth it.

If it lasts 10 years (will likely last more), that's $13 a year. Don't be so stingy.
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taking Christmas trees down is easy brah

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