It's Thursday,,, bring me fuel,,, bring me fire,,, bring me all that I desire

My middle kid didn’t say a single word until 2 1/2. Now he never stops.

Lol figures right

He still says stuff out of order or calls today "this day" but he's come a long way
 
Drove out of my way to get a gyro for lunch. Been craving it all week after Mr. Kobe ate my leftovers. Nearly got run over in the parking lot. Time to go back to staying at home 100% of the time.
Damn. That gyro was fucking good.
 
That's the same noise.

but I click on food on my phone and somebody brings it to me... what could possibly be the problem with that?

It does get expensive sometimes, but that's the only downside.
 
Uber Eats doesn’t come out here. We are about 1 mile outside the delivery area last I checked.
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Uber Eats doesn’t come out here. We are about 1 mile outside the delivery area last I checked.
Uber Eats used to show me a hilarious image of their delivery zone that looked like a limp penis, but now they got excited enough to deliver in my area north of the city.
 
Don't rush to correct that shit. When it's gone -- and it will be gone on its own -- you're gonna miss it.
My youngest calls his brother “Rah Rah” and his sister “Day”....gets me every time. Going to miss this phase.
 
My youngest calls his brother “Rah Rah” and his sister “Day”....gets me every time. Going to miss this phase.
You might try introducing those kids to something called phonics. What kinda fucking little house on the prairie school are you running there?
 
You might try introducing those kids to something called phonics. What kinda fucking little house on the prairie school are you running there?
Haha. That fucking kid goes to daycare. It’s their failing.
 
2 more and I am at a grand bitches
 
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